I have just farted and 6 maggots came out of my bottom. I am still lying on the floor rolling around in some horrible smelling stale faeces. Its really not nice bieng in this way. I wish it could be...
It almost brings me to tears the sense of community on this site. It is just like London on the Blitz, do you know the queen mother never left the palace to seek refuge from the bombings, she used to...
That when some obnoxious ******* decides to post something revolting, instead of people answering, can we all contact the so called editor and complain. Would this be so difficult? They are mostly...
Hi all. I am furious. Training as a solicitor I thought I knew my rights as a consumer. I must be wrong!! My hubby bought a laptop from Comet 6 weeks ago. It is used most days for a couple of hours,...
We were discussing with friends last night the plight of two elderley sisters living in a family residence. When one dies the other would have to sell up to pay death duties. This would not apply to...
i usually spend around an hour every couple of days on this site but im finding it boreing and some people like lungy really offensive , minus one ortwo intellegent people ,so im boycotting this for...
I can't sing. Flat as a pancake. When I was little the teacher asked me to pretend to sing as I was putting all the other children off. :( I did learn to play the piano and a few wind instruments, but...
When my colostomy bag exploded all over myself covering me in my own excrement a little bit went in my ear lobe. I have been trying to pick it out but it just goes in even further. Oh how bad I smell...
im away for a siesta been along hard weekend lol xxxxxxxxxxx i c the lung bum bk aaaaaaaa wel did he eat the meat that was de composing xxxxxxx hahhahhahha
suburb of sydney, known as the city's Little Italy (10) ????H?A??? Famous irish greyhound, winner of the english derby two years in succession, the first dog to do so (4,3,6) M???????I?L?? Name for...
The Great Race was on Five this afternoon.I've waited ages for this to come round again as the last couple of times it has been on I was unable to watch or video it. What films you have been waiting a...
6d a hybrid shrub produced by crossing a blackberry, raspberry and loganberry t?y?e?r? 22a and 29d the 4 private unincorporate societies in london that function as a law school and call candidates to...
What was the name of the Big Fat guy who was in the Gotti firm, during the trial someone tried to kill him and shot him loads of times but cause he was so fat he survived, what was his name?? Jim
My best guess for emmerdale is that Donna catches pregnant with Ross's baby after the overnight session at the hotel, cos she was ill in hospital she forgot to take her pill, she assumes the baby is...
