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whats your BMI

mine is 26 - now where did i put my treadmill

MILFMAN!!!...ive found the Duchess!!!! she's being held in Debenhams..apparently there wasnt really a blue cross sale at all,she just nicked loads and stuffed all sorts in her dressing gown pockets!...

Peri

I woke up in the middle of the night

I had been lying on my hand and it was completely numb with pins and needles - you know the way. I felt as if the bones in my wrist were completely broken and I had to hold my hand straight to...

MargeB

I wanna tell you a story

So this car pulls up to a very old, empty house <continue>

WitchesBrew

oohhh a biblical epic!!1

Samson and Delilah...just the thing to chill to..and fall asleep to..and with Victor Matuuuurrre..perfect sunday afternoon

sophie_1003

jobs jobs n more jobs

which should i do first- clean the bathroom, hoover the stairs or clean my bedroom?

MargeB

Nursery rhymes

I knew an old lady that swallowed a donkey

WitchesBrew

What the Hell????

is that in the corner????

milfman

hi all im back

anyone seen the duchess?

Rubyrose

iq test

I'm off to bed but I just got 120 in an IQ test. Apparently I'm above average. It said this about me: your IQ score is slightly above the average IQ score. Congratulations! Among your skills, there...

the>one

dissapointed

i was very dissapointed to see nobody turned up to last nights first meeting of the cb forgetful society

quibbmedusa

ironing excuses

OK....i need plausible excuses..good enough to convince my self!..why i shouldnt do the ironing and just kick back and watch old movies? any suggestions helpful! ta muchly

dothawkes

Andrew Lincoln in Afterlife

He's back on the tele to drool over, what a sexy mouth and listen to his voice, aahhhhhhhhhh, I miss him in Teachers, but got all the box sets though!

kingelvis

you aint nothin butta hound dog

here he is....ladies and gentlemen..........the real elvis............kingelvis...........im back after 28 years.........to reclaim my thrown......wheres precilla?

Rubyrose

Reactions

Can you clap your hands really close to your face without making your eyes flinch? I have just realised I can't. Does this mean my eyes don't trust my hands?

Rubyrose

What has happened?

Since this morning it has got worse but my boyfriends left eye is all puffed up and it keeps watering and now the left side of his nose is blocked. He thinks he could be allergic to our rabbits...?...

the>one