Her: How old are you now? Me: Are you sh!tting me? Her: 28? Me: No, I'm 33. Her: And a half! Me: No, I'm 33. Her. 33 and a half. Me. [Emphatically] No, I'm 33. Her: And a half.... Me: I'm 33 !!! Her:...
Yes, I thought that would grab your attention! To start off with I've got a big chest and wondering how all other big chested women get away with the following problem ... Lots of tops and dresses...
Why do so many guys assume all Russian women on Russian dating sites are scammers? this is not the case!
I promote a genuine site, http://www.bridesandlovers.com...
My neighbour has just bought one! £3000, no tax, no MOT, a set Insurance premium of £120 and runs on leaded, unleaded, diesel, cooking oil or contaminated fuel, the latter costing nothing...
I will try to keep this short. We have lived in our house for 10 years, nice neighbours, no problems. 18 months ago neighbour attached to our semi moved out to live with her partner. She let her house...
We are thinking about moving to Rushden or Wellingborough in Northants from London. We could get a nicer house and have money in the bank as the properties are cheaper. The only thing that is holding...
Yesterday evening while walking my dog, I found a gorgeous young Staffie running up the main road near home. I expected someone coming after it but no one came so it followed me home. I took it out...
I ask the question because, having this evening watched on TV the Last Night of the Proms, I wished to post a poser about songs which have become traditional in the Royal Albert Hall. However, I...
I've decided that; I shall ask for a gold watch for my birthday. Although probably not one that costs £100. I only have a plastic one and having a nice gold one that I can wear when going out...
Today I took 2 children to a soft play centre and it cost me £10. I was then told I would be charged another £1 for my baby as he is over 6 months even though he isn't crawling, wasn't...
Let's have a multiple choice quiz. Same rules as normal - first person to submit, asks the next question. Q1. Verdejo is a type of what? 1. Spanish Wine? 2. German Marzipan? 3. French Cheese? 4....
In the true spirit of Chatterbank good nature: would you care to guess what a certain young ABer might have down on a Wedding Gift List? Remember to keep it firendly folks ;o) I will start with - a...