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3ight8ball
(sing this to The Adams Family tune) ''Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all 5hag one another, your Shannon's family!''
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knobbynits
Fat bottomed girls they make this rocking world go round. True or false
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I Love Snow
If you were to go on come dine with me what would be on your menu?
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i.am.legend
Watched it tonight and i reckon that geordie bint was a right nasty b1tch. Brenda was a total c0w and id gladly have strangled the c0w. No wonder she was ill eating all those chillis and tobasco sauce...
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dumber
I need a special pen so I can scribble out my dumber name and change it to pixi, as anyone got one I can borrow please? I promise to give it back in one piece, I honestly won't take it apart to see...
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Drisgirl
Never ever go with nail polish !! Am just taking the currect colour off and going for paler for the sunshine/tan -sets it off better.(Pale pink could be silvery -just spied that -was Metallicy...
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Beads
I am cold
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Doc Spock
is a fanny fart more ladylike than a bum fart.
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DONNNAKEBAB
Everyone. Tllly and I are off to London for the weekend tomorrow. Take Care. Katie. x
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VorVZakone
about the poster below you. Smells a bit of stilton.
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i.am.legend
scottish drink driving test. welll look !!!! would you ?
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rooney1902
If 2 companies are chasing me for debt of aprox ?1200 each, one has tried to contact me and one hasen't what would be te best way for me to approach them to offer a lesser settlement without...
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i.am.legend
Just went to the loo and theres a wee beige coloured jobby floating there. Now i klnow i never did it. So howd it get there? Any suggestions? "You may be the most stupid person on here.Did you know...
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jonnoman
It was fun, except from the cold weather and the cr@p traffic jam on the way back :(
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kawa4
just in from work have u had a good day and what u been up 2
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3ight8ball
I am a season, i am hot, i am cold, i am not a period of time, yet i change from time to time. what am i?
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4GS
Radio Quiz Hey Kevin, its Lancashire-FM, do you want to play the game? Kevin: Yeah, sure. Presenter: O.K., you know the rules Kevin, so lets start. Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?...
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sandrajo
What would you like your headstone or urn to read? mine would read: "I told ya'll I didn't feel good"
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4getmenot
A lovely afetrnoon on here, really peaceful :-) And I;ve chuckled at many posts too :-) Thanks guys
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theonlyone
I'm a carer and a friend to an old chap.. his mobility is now very bad and I think he needs 24 hour cover ...should I ask him if he would go in to a care home .. if I can find one he would be happy in...

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