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Circus Joke 3

The Human Cannonball shows up to the circus one day to tell the Ringmaster he's quitting... Upset, the Ringmaster pleads him not to leave; "Please, don't go!" he says, "Where will I ever find another...

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Circus Joke 2 - It Won't Set The Tent On Fire....

A circus is holding auditions and a 91 year old man shows up. "What do you do?" asks the ringmaster. "I bend over backwards," says the man, "and pick up a handkerchief off the floor with my teeth."...

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Given The Previous Play On Words, A Cornish One....

"I went to the annual Devon Dickens Fair in Exeter, and now my wife wants a divorce." A Cornish man trudges into a bar and slumps down on a stool. "Hey, buddy," the bartender says, "you look pretty...

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Are You Celebrating National Cat Day?

If so, how are you planning to do so?

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Well Done The Scotland Rugby Team.

For beating les Grenouilles today and with a man down for most of the 2nd half. Now come on England - a new bunch of daffs to take on apparently.... On Prime....

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Malkinson - Not Guilty

17 years at HM's pleasure and not guilty, extra time for being in 'self-denial'. Unequivocal in the Courts of Justice today. Greater Manchester Police fingered - what questions for them? Poor guy -...

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Now I Know The Appeal For Women Loving A Good Scotch, Esp. Those Ab Gals North Of The Border

This near-phallic was published in the DT today as part of the Edinburgh Scotch Whisky experience. I'm not surprised but 'Tut'....??? Pleasure north of the border for our lassies?...

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Ocado Adverts - Tacky?

https://youtu.be/51aQgIj6Xg0 Lambs and meringues and other 'icons' ok - but really to Ocado have to be tacky and show cocktail sausages with an artist's male model beig drawn. Puts me off my...

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Jeremy Paxman Or Amol Rajan?

Uni Challenge is back on a new set a well as with Amol Rajan hosting. I prefer Jeremy, not because of familiarity, but Anol seriously needs to slow the delivery of his questions down a notch or three....

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Why Has My 'So If You Were Tim Davie Tonight' Thread Been Closed Off?

There's nothing contntious there and some constructive answers that I wanted to thank and comment on.....

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So If You Were Tim Davie Tonight?

What would you be looking to do to cool the Beeb situation dow and respect the victims and Edwards mental issues? A PR nightmare that this may be.... Constructive ideas?...

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So 'Yes A Secet Man' Has Won Her Human Rights Case

Caster could be back adding more fuel to the transgender debate in sport given a European HR Court case in her favour.... though she still faces an uphill battle to get recognition. What is sport...

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Now Who Is The 2Nd Bbc Perverted Git? They Need To Be More Open To Who These Richards Are.

Any comments? Time to name and shame......or clear.

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Lineker Backs Just Stop Oil

saying their 'interventions' are justified and legit. What a bloody hypocrite like a lot of these pseudo-do-gooders. The evidence - now, of course, with his BBC income and other streams behind him, he...

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Seen In A Newspaper Mag Help-Line Page.....

Help! My husband keeps pressuring me to try Alan. Also, how do I turn off predictive text?...

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Congrats To Jamie Arons As To Her Munro Record

282 mountain/bumps over 3000ft scaled in 32 days, no mechanical support, well done her. But is she off her trolley as there's no way I could cover the 282 tors here in the s-west in that time, if...

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Welsh People Are Fat. Fact - 61/100 Of Them.

Government control or individual choice?? The local government seems to be leaning towards the former, the Welsh food industry objecting and saying 'leave it to us to educate choice'. Now how do you...

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What Sort Of Animal Would You Have Been - Back In Your Schooldays?

Me - ? I tried being a dog until my masters called me 'barking mad'. Over to you......

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Sylvio - Has Popped His Clogs?

A great man or as corrupt as any Euorpean, English or Scottish Prime or First Minister? Discuss.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65877241...

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Vw To Android On An Experian Hook-Up Failed

One minute working for Waze or Google Maps, then the hook-up failed on the next trip and i can't see where. Phone and texts working fine Have got the message from time to time in the car asking if...

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Circus Joke 3

Circus Joke 2 - It Won't Set The Tent On Fire....

Given The Previous Play On Words, A Cornish One....

Are You Celebrating National Cat Day?

Well Done The Scotland Rugby Team.

Malkinson - Not Guilty

Now I Know The Appeal For Women Loving A Good Scotch, Esp. Those Ab Gals North Of The Border

Ocado Adverts - Tacky?

Jeremy Paxman Or Amol Rajan?

Why Has My 'So If You Were Tim Davie Tonight' Thread Been Closed Off?

So If You Were Tim Davie Tonight?

So 'Yes A Secet Man' Has Won Her Human Rights Case

Now Who Is The 2Nd Bbc Perverted Git? They Need To Be More Open To Who These Richards Are.

Lineker Backs Just Stop Oil

Seen In A Newspaper Mag Help-Line Page.....

Congrats To Jamie Arons As To Her Munro Record

Welsh People Are Fat. Fact - 61/100 Of Them.

What Sort Of Animal Would You Have Been - Back In Your Schooldays?

Sylvio - Has Popped His Clogs?

Vw To Android On An Experian Hook-Up Failed

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