A depressed-looking man, looking a bit like Ketterin' Ed, is sitting in a cheap, greasy diner in a Leeds suburb. He picks up the menu and sees that it contains just three dishes: meatloaf, shepherd's...
Ok so please indulge me. I am just out of hospital and I have 6 weeks of pureed food on the menu which I am not looking forward to! I am just being nosey and torturing myself! lol
mr d pulles that cd out last night for govinda; I put it backin the little black sleeve it was in and went and washed my hair mr d was asleep then he woke to come in bathroom after my shower I noticed...
// The Sunday Telegraph reports Patrick Mercer convinced Keith Vaz, Valerie Vaz, Julien Brazier, Mark Field and Fabian Hamilton to join his Fiji APPG. And the Sunday Times has stung Lords Laird,...
It was the last bus of the evening and the driver said to the young lady I'm sorry the bus full I can't let you get on. But i'm pregnant she said pleading with him. Just a minute he said and turned to...
Dover wants to spruce up the roundabouts coming into the docks, to reflect our marine heritage. They have been offered some large genuine metal anchors to place as a centrepiece. Elf and Safety sez...
Anyone remember what they were doing 60 years ago today?
I was sitting in a classroom with a coronation mug full of sweets watching a massive television with a tiny screen as a snotty 8 year old!...
Sunday. Not a cloud in the sky and Yer wee man on the idiot box has just said it's going be sunny all week. During the day anyway! :o}
I can live with that. :o}
Have a happy day everyone....
I feel like im beginning to not like my mum very much. It's a problem for me. I think she is rude mannered, hard, and mean sometimes. I am in my early 30's. My mum has been single for many many years,...
Is that is gets you drunk enough to give you a wacking headache the next morning but not drunk enough to wipe your memory of the night before.
Morning. Bleuugghhh....
Come on in! Nungate Towers is open for another meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties! With Queenie and Best Beloved away in Cardiff it's been a struggle to get things organised for tonight's meeting. As we...
I think my friend very nearly did just now. He popped around to see me and was telling me how he had been really busy all week decorating for his aunt. He told me all about the house, how beautiful it...
Mrs McMouse is away for the day. I'm working on a list of 5 jobs I'm not going to do. Top of my list is not running the vacuum round. Any other suggestions?