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As It's "what's For Dinner?" The Yorkshire Pudding Yarn

A depressed-looking man, looking a bit like Ketterin' Ed, is sitting in a cheap, greasy diner in a Leeds suburb. He picks up the menu and sees that it contains just three dishes: meatloaf, shepherd's...

vodkancoke

What's For Lunch/dinner At Your House?

Ok so please indulge me. I am just out of hospital and I have 6 weeks of pureed food on the menu which I am not looking forward to! I am just being nosey and torturing myself! lol

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I Fed Up

mr d pulles that cd out last night for govinda; I put it backin the little black sleeve it was in and went and washed my hair mr d was asleep then he woke to come in bathroom after my shower I noticed...

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Chopped Spinach

I cant get anywhere sainsburys tescos asda morrisons can get whole but not chopped anyone know where I can defiantly get chopped please

Gromit

Labour Feeding From The Trough

// The Sunday Telegraph reports Patrick Mercer convinced Keith Vaz, Valerie Vaz, Julien Brazier, Mark Field and Fabian Hamilton to join his Fiji APPG. And the Sunday Times has stung Lords Laird,...

Brickbat22

The Last Bus

It was the last bus of the evening and the driver said to the young lady I'm sorry the bus full I can't let you get on. But i'm pregnant she said pleading with him. Just a minute he said and turned to...

boxtops

Plastic Anchors....

Dover wants to spruce up the roundabouts coming into the docks, to reflect our marine heritage. They have been offered some large genuine metal anchors to place as a centrepiece. Elf and Safety sez...

BlueToffee

The Coronation

Anyone remember what they were doing 60 years ago today? I was sitting in a classroom with a coronation mug full of sweets watching a massive television with a tiny screen as a snotty 8 year old!...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. Not a cloud in the sky and Yer wee man on the idiot box has just said it's going be sunny all week. During the day anyway! :o} I can live with that. :o} Have a happy day everyone....

Cocacolaaa

My Mum

I feel like im beginning to not like my mum very much. It's a problem for me. I think she is rude mannered, hard, and mean sometimes. I am in my early 30's. My mum has been single for many many years,...

EvianBaby

The Thing About Vodka

Is that is gets you drunk enough to give you a wacking headache the next morning but not drunk enough to wipe your memory of the night before. Morning. Bleuugghhh....

nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Come on in! Nungate Towers is open for another meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties! With Queenie and Best Beloved away in Cardiff it's been a struggle to get things organised for tonight's meeting. As we...

Psybbo

For Gness

Enjoy...

yelenots

Les Dawson Itv

I personally don't like him, but I do think it is a bit spooky watching his hologram!

DaisyNonna

Bgt

Just watched Attraction. Wow! Thoughts?...

Tilly2

No, I'm A Frayed Knot.

Does anyone know the joke to which the above is the punchline?

Sparkles62

Can You Die From Embarrassment?

I think my friend very nearly did just now. He popped around to see me and was telling me how he had been really busy all week decorating for his aunt. He told me all about the house, how beautiful it...

Metman66

Dt 27193

20Down has me beat!! E-r--h Any answer please...

excelsior-1

The Greek Government...

.. is in such trouble they’ve halted production of hummus and taramasalata. Yes, it’s a double dip recession....

McMouse

Not To Do List

Mrs McMouse is away for the day. I'm working on a list of 5 jobs I'm not going to do. Top of my list is not running the vacuum round. Any other suggestions?

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