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marval
What's the difference between a postman and a postwoman? A few letters. Famous Last Words Anne Boleyn: "Henry! I am NOT giving you head!" I once went on an 18-30 holiday, which was fun, but 12yrs is...
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excelsior-1
went to bed early this evening - as i have a long and emotional day tomorrow, at my grandmother's funeral the trouble is that there is so much going through my mind, i simply cannot get to sleep i...
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bravejordy
A man is walking behind his wife and says: "Baby, your arse is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking...
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DTCwordfan
1st one in over 400 years in the UK, I gather.....remarkable. Any views? Any of you seen one? 24hour human surveillance - didn't know that twitching extended to hitching a baby Bustard....
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EcclesCake
Talk amongst yourselves.....I'm off to prepare tonight's supper. If you are struggling for conversation when I get back I'll tell you what we are having!...
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bazwillrun
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/he-was-lucky-he-didnt-die--george-michael-fell-out-of-speeding-car-onto-m1-motorway-according-to-eye-witness-8625021.html with his driving...
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ronnietoon
itv now what an idiot
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Eve
Inspired by another post, have you ever seen your parents drunk or got drunk with your parents?
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queenofmean
I might be on the telly tonight :) Who's gonna be looking for me? LOL...
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society
I've noticed all you guys and gals love food and enjoy talking about it. So what foods, anything edible and drinkable could you eat everyday for the rest of your life?...
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Smowball
When I was doing my exams at school I decided I really wanted to be a policewoman, but then WPC Yvonne Fletcher was killed and it scared me so I didnt pursue that idea. Dont think I ever did really...
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sadielady
Back in November I told you about my son and daughter in law who had just found out she was pregnant after alot of past problems. Today the babe was born by Cesarean Section. It is a little girl,...
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desktop
really cheesed tonight over today; there is no gas leaking; and no other tenants having their done so why just us; not happy at all when they broke the stove they didn't want to know remember no...
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Iluvspikey
chunks of lamb marinated in olive oil, lemon juice and zest, and fresh chopped rosemary, crushed garlic and a little mint. Grilled pepper salad (Red, orange yellow and green peppers, de-seeded and...
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waterboatman
Tuesday and it's cloudy, dry though, with a hint of a warm breeze. I think I'll chance the washing on the line today. Have a happy day everyone....
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joggerjayne
John Osborne's "British Quote For The Day" on the Information Britain website ... http://www.information-britain.co.uk/today.php Curiously, quite a few Brighton girls feel the same way, lol....
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Ann
Happy Birthday Ayg - have a lovely day x
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Gizmonster
In a nut shell: We've got new neighbours and usually their child wakes us up around 2 - 3am crying (our walls are wafer thin). However, this morning, we had a "better" wake up call ....... the...

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