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Army Way Of Using Toilet Paper.

Given everything has to be "taught" in the Army, from cleaning your teeth, to shaving, ironing and polishing your boots, are you surprised that there are instructions on how to clean one's self down...

smurfchops

Kate Bikini Photo

Read the blurb : Looking Very Pregnant? I don't think so, not yet http://www.showbizspy.com/article/257137/kate-middleton-pregnant-in-bikini-pictures-chi-online-here-see-them-now.html...

pinkjudy45

70Th Birthday

My husband will be 70 later in the year, has anybody got any ideas how we could celebrate it, perhaps with the family or not, also finances are a bit tight so nothing too costly.

flipnflap

Do You Think The Duke & Duchess Of Cambridge Have A Right To Privacy From The Press On Holiday?

I don't! It's a small price to pay for living the life of Riley.

MadMen

The Hottie/hotness Of Ab....

As above, who do you reckon would be the hottie/hotness of AB? For me... Male: Hoppy/Talbot (can't decide) Female: NoMercy/Gness...

tamborine

My Avatar, Banned ?

why has it been banned ? It was my decollatage with a heart shaped ruby - how is that offensive ?

Jemisa

Tea For Two...

A man and wife were having an argument about who should make the pot of tea in the morning. The wife told him that he should do it because he gets up first.The husband said that she was in charge of...

flipnflap

Did Abraham Lincoln Ever Visit The Uk?

and, if so, exactly where and when?

mccfluff

My Shoes Keep Farting

I'm wearing converse trainers and they keep farting every time i walk anywhere, its embarrassing. I sound like i have a serious problem how do you stop this?...

puternut

Fuel Consumption And Cruise Control

Greetings Until recently I was always lead to believe that cars with automatic gearboxes used more fuel than manual. I was told many years ago to expect 10% less in an auto. Apparently not. Last year...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. No wind, no rain, no snow, but the tropics it ain't. Never mind, there are daffs, snowdrops, tulips and all sorts of other nice things trying to get up. Spring is on the way. Have a happy...

Ann

Happy Birthday Jemisa

Have a lovely day :)

denis567

Horsemeat - Is It The Thin End Of The Wedge

Daily, there are new revelations about the horsemeat scandal and it makes me wonder whether this is just the thin end of the wedge, and there are more disturbing revelations to come. I also wonder how...

murraymints

Back In Hossie !

Was just sat down to watch France v Wales....phone rang..dad taken bad again..blues and twos to the western General ....now on drips and machines....again....only been home 1 day....so don't know when...

cupid04

Fao Excelsior 1

Do you realise that 'see how far this goes' will disappear from the latest posts just before 7.30 tonight. will you be carrying it on? I hope so! cupid04.

FredPuli43

Anybody Bet On The New Pope Yet?

Who do you fancy for it? Just got 7/2 for the Canadian bloke, Ouellet. My man is joint favourite with a Ghanaian, which suggests that the market thinks that the Conclave is a lot less conservative...

cupid04

A Woman.

A woman is asking her friend how her doctor's appointment went. 'Well, my doctor told me to avoid saturated fat,' the friend replies. 'So from now on I'm going to stop having sex with my husband in...

owdhamer

Owds Home

Nut very well bui home thanks to every one.

albaqwerty

Lentil Soup Is Ready

Home made, Slooopy threw me a ham shank this morning, it is a touch thick but there is some fresh plain home made bread if you want to spread it on? I like soup that sticks to yer ribs, anyone else?...

DTCwordfan

An Update On Owd

Hi to all and first thing is that Owd and Mrs Owd were most appreciative of all the messages. Owd has had a bit of a rough time of late and you may have noticed that he hasn't posted - none of those...

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