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DTCwordfan
I am putting this out early as I am sporting a nice Xmas cold and the idea of tackling the DT Giant GK is not appealing, anyway, there a re a few days for that. Usual format - just silly seasonal...
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owdhamer
Would you adam and eve it , it's fine in Diggle.
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mrs_overall
Mine would be Snow White and the Seven Crafts
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mrs_overall
I suggest Sunny-Dave reclining naked across a moped as Mr January. Any more ideas?
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friedgreentomato
Yup thats right - just 1 more sleep to go!!!
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NoMercy
I know we've done it before but it's always good fun... Noel Edmonds ......
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excelsior-1
has anybody noticed .. the 'mark as best answer' options are missing or is it somehow just on my gadget?...
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albaqwerty
it's all her fault I'm turning into a maimer. The poor checkout lass yesterday in the supermarket, stabbed her with one of my fingernails. The lass in the chemist this morning stapled her finger but...
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mrs_overall
It was Christmas Eve folks, In the drunk tank. Sorry, that should have said And then the Mods sang a song In voices in poor nick We all plugged our ears And tried not to be sick. The AbEd has a gnome...
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Chris38
14 Across (5) A_E_T A section downsized with skill.
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ttfn
Come and get it !
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waterboatman
It's Saturday. It's blowing an ooligan and er, shall we say, raining hard. A couple of items to buy so will be away in time to catch the shops as they open and avoid the madness that is bound to...
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albaqwerty
the young albas are staying out tonight, Mr alba is at his dad's/ so it's just you lot and me. Can we play twister? (never played it before!)...
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vodkancoke
Hi everyone, This may be quite long-winded so I apologise in advance. My lovely wee Nonna broke her shoulder 3 weeks ago. She is 91 and the doc has put her on Tramedol and co-codomol as she is in a...
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NoMercy
Albert Bichot Viré-Clessé 2011 13% 'Tis the season to be jolly and splash out a few more pennies on a special bottle of vino. This beautiful Grand Vin De Bourgogne is literally bursting with almond...
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plowter
What do you do with your cranberry jelly after Crimbo? Any useful ideas or recipes?...
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parkie
Good King Wensleslav phoned his local pizza parlour for a pizza delivery. "Certainly, your majesty," said the proprietor, "and do you want it the same as usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?"...
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ttfn
- what is it with all the 'occupational' threads going on in Jokes? Is this a national trend (such as the elephant jokes that abounded decades ago) or just an AB thing?...
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Ann
Who do you think Cameron is going to murder on Christmas Day? Do you think it could be Alex who Cameron has just made a confession to? Whoever he murders it will be sad to see Cameron go............
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pusskin
I absolutely detest the ugly sadistic barsteward after tonights episode lol....

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