I am putting this out early as I am sporting a nice Xmas cold and the idea of tackling the DT Giant GK is not appealing, anyway, there a re a few days for that. Usual format - just silly seasonal...
it's all her fault I'm turning into a maimer. The poor checkout lass yesterday in the supermarket, stabbed her with one of my fingernails. The lass in the chemist this morning stapled her finger but...
It was Christmas Eve folks, In the drunk tank. Sorry, that should have said And then the Mods sang a song In voices in poor nick We all plugged our ears And tried not to be sick. The AbEd has a gnome...
It's Saturday. It's blowing an ooligan and er, shall we say, raining hard. A couple of items to buy so will be away in time to catch the shops as they open and avoid the madness that is bound to...
Hi everyone, This may be quite long-winded so I apologise in advance. My lovely wee Nonna broke her shoulder 3 weeks ago. She is 91 and the doc has put her on Tramedol and co-codomol as she is in a...
Albert Bichot Viré-Clessé 2011 13% 'Tis the season to be jolly and splash out a few more pennies on a special bottle of vino. This beautiful Grand Vin De Bourgogne is literally bursting with almond...
Good King Wensleslav phoned his local pizza parlour for a pizza delivery.
"Certainly, your majesty," said the proprietor, "and do you want it the same as usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?"...
- what is it with all the 'occupational' threads going on in Jokes?
Is this a national trend (such as the elephant jokes that abounded decades ago) or just an AB thing?...
Who do you think Cameron is going to murder on Christmas Day? Do you think it could be Alex who Cameron has just made a confession to? Whoever he murders it will be sad to see Cameron go............