Just got a message from gness, somewhere in the UK on her inspection of the trenches. Part of the transcript: //This was nearly hello from locked in a blasted loo again. Tiny bar....one loo....lock...
reporters ask the most insensitive inane questions? Maybe it's Kay Burley in particular..... Talking to the God Mother of April Jones. "here's the God mother of ,,,(pauses, tries to think of...
Mine has been exceptional so far...................a) the dog had one of his poo spreading do's and after copious cleaning of the house and driveway, has cost me £27 for a haircut (and close...
Ironing is to be outlawed unless you are licenced. (profit making opportunity) Wine tasting to be compulsory as your local vino shop/supermarket will donate 6 bottles each week. Fuel will be 10 p per...
A Cucumber a Pickle and a Penis A Cucumber a Pickle and a penis are sitting around talking about how difficult each of their lives are. The cucumber says "I have it the toughest i get chopped up...
Freddie Starr has been named as the 'entertainer' that was the third man at the Saville party who groped an under age girl.
At least he is alive to answer his accuser....
Could any of you lovely ladies recommend some luscious fruity perfumes that are available out there, I used to adore All About Eve by JOOP but as always they discontinue them, looking for apple...