If I stood outside in the rain, wearing a thick woolly jumper, I would end up thoroughly miserable.
The jumper would be heavy, sodden and useless.
How do sheep get by?...
Just went to run a bath and there he sat BIG and HAIRY ,had to flush him down the plughole but he clung on to the nonslip mat like a scotsman to a five pound note. OH is total rubbish at getting rid...
I was watching desperate houswives and one of the housewives came along with what I'm guessing is a cup of tea. It still had the tea bag in when she was drinking (didn't show her take the tea bag out...
I think my wife is Drug dealer,the reason I say this is because last night, a man phoned and said ,Is the dope gone yet. Need I worry. A call girl I met last night said she would do anything for...
Just a quick pop in to say... Daughter no2 arrived safe, well and early on Friday morning! All doing well and finally got home today. Thanks to everyone for kind thoughts over the last few months xx...
On great British menu there's a dessert made with sea buckthorn. The judges knew it but I don't. What is it (presumably a plant)and what does it taste like anyone know?
I've received a letter from the DVLA today to say that my photo needs updating. They have sent me an address of my 2 nearest participating Post Offices which are nowhere near where I live, where...
ive set up a new account now.i dont no if i was banned or not its just about ten days ago when i opened the tab it diddnt auto sign me in.i tried to sign in to only be given a "oops there seems...
Poured myself a glass of Stella, went to the lavatory while the adverts were on, came back and my pint glass was empty and the dog was licking her lips. She was looking for another can, the dipso. The...