A bloke says to his wife "my @rsehole is really burning and I've no idea what it is"."ring sting" his wife says.The bloke replies "how the feck will he know"?
So I'm drinking a glass of red wine, and eating a jar of lumpfish caviar with a teaspoon. It's not like they even go together very well. If you had about one minute to find yourself something to eat...
I think it's got to be "I love x more than life itself". I always cringe when I hear this, who actually loves life itself? What a load of old tripe.
What gets your vote?...
the trading standards recently seized my jewelry at a car boot sale under the trademarks act, they said it is counterfeit ? , i didnt know this , i purchased the jewelry off ebay wholesale so i was...
I received an e-mail earlier to welcome me back to Answerbank, I didn't realise I'd been away, but thank you Ed, I felt a little chuffed-even if it was an automated message
Reading an interview with a director of adult films, I came accross the expression 'blowbang' which is phrase with which I am not familiar.
Can anyone enlighten me?...
I was listening to Woman's Hour this morning and Oxfam are wanting unwanted bras for sale in their shops and to be sent to Senegal. They interviewed a number of women to determine their bra habits,...
We think we've got our new welcome email for new users sorted, if you're an old hand you won't get one, but it can be viewed here: http://info.theanswer...123707459_192021_1744 Anything you think I've...
I'm thinking of a few AB'ers but mainly at the moment 2sp.
I'd toddle off with her ironing and return it I hasten to add.
Cook a casserole so it would only have to be heated up....
As per our AB calender....And the apothesis thread..... Today is the feast of the Holy Nuns of St Tinkerbell Who maketh many things in the fashion of shabby chic… and drink something called a...
Wednesday and it's somewhat soggy out there! The cloud is low enough to almost touch. The pressure is quite low so it ain't going to get any better today!
Have a happy day everyone. :o}...
Have we the good people of AB decided to go on an outing this year .We need a driver .Entertaintments manager .A few musicians .singers .Some one to make up the sandwiches .It early yet but we should...
