DTCwordfan Member Profile in The AnswerBank

A woman's poem

I was going to put this in the poem's section but don't know where it is or if we have one. He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his...

hc4361

Am I the only one that can do this?

Bend any arm at elbow, palm up. Flex hand downwards. Press the fleshy pad of your hand near to the wrist, opposite the thumb. Do you get a hard lump appear on your wrist (palm side) that doesn't...

Pinkpee

Big breasted ladies... help please?

Any of you ladies out there know of anywhere I can get a strapless bra in the UK with a size 48 D or DD??

dave50

Freezing diesel

In winters gone by many years ago, you always used to hear about diesel fuel freezing in fuel pipes during freezing weather, especially in trucks. You never hear about it nowadays. has the problem...

dutch69

male escort

I would like to know how to become a male escort, without having to pay the massive signing on fee.

sherrardk

Heston on chips

Just watching Heston thingy making chips. He used an atomiser of vinegar to invoke the 'excitement of the chip shop' - wonder what goes on in his chip shop, ours is as dull as ditch water.

peashaq

Music Hall

"Who was that lady I saw you with last night?" "That was no lady, that was Mrs. Goodwin."...

sherrardk

Calories

If it says Kcal (with a number) on some food product, is that the same as the number of calories? Thanks.

EcclesCake

I have a rotten cold and a very red nose, I have have had bad news both personally and professionally today and tomorrow I need to be bright, sparkly and entertaining for a job. I just want to crawl...

Significantother

Fabio Capello

Fabio Capello walks into a bar. Sorry, I mean 'job centre'....

DaisyNonna

Resignation

Why no comments on Fabio's resignation?

boxtops

Nibble has fractured his kneecap....

I'm sorry to tell you that nibble will be absent from the Apotheosis and other threads for a few days. He fell on the ice in the road this afternoon, and is now in hospital - he's fractured his...

Hopkirk

Stopgap England Manager

If Harry decides not to leave Spurs until the end of theseason, we might need a stopgap manager just for the Euros. Someone who will happily do it, knowing they will not get the job after this summer....

Philtaz

England Football Team: Imploding?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16905818 Seems as though they're at odds with each other and doesn't bode well for the upcoming European Championships. If they (FA) pursued this matter with...

joggerjayne

Scottish Cheese???

Well, I don't know much about Scottish cheese. But ... Last time I was at La Fromagerie, I bought some cheese called LANARK BLUE. OMG ... it is totally awesome! And, get this ... one of the first...

stokemaveric

FOR ALL YOU FOOTIE FANS OUT THERE..

capello has resigned..not a great loss...who next for england???

Gromit

Is it time the Englisg FA was disbanded...

...and replaced with an organisation fit for purpose? The go from one crisis to another, of their own making. They constantly demonstrate they are not up to scratch. They are a joke. They all should...

missprim

Moral Test

Moral Test....Read to the end before making a judgment...Cheers This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally....

EvianBaby

Anyone else..

who can't wait until that grim day (valentines) is gone and all us left on the shelf don't have to have it rubbed in our faces any more? (I'm aware it's all a load of commercial crap, etc. But I still...

TheNovice

Prime Minister Questions

just watching Ed Milliband versus Cameron and Milliband is being battered by the PM. Regardless of politics and leanings, this guy is not up to the job!!!

Questions

Answers

Best Answers