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Adding Insult To Injury

Just back from a terrible curry (service, lukewarm food, place empty, music suddenly went off, etc) and as I was paying the waiter indicated the children and asked if they were my grandchildren. Talk...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. There is a gentle breeze playing with the flowers and hedges. The stars are out to play and the moon is on watch. Is it too son to hope the nasty weather is over? We shall see. Have a happy...

sandyRoe

The Rain It Falleth On The Just, And Also On The Unjust Fella...

...But chiefly on the just because The unjust takes the just's umbrella. If you saw an umbrella, in the porch of a supermarket for example, and it was bucketing it down would you be tempted?...

nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Good evening and welcome to all those who have sailed or waded through flood waters, trudged through snow, and been buffeted by stormy winds to join us at Nungate Towers this Saturday. For those few,...

horseshoes

Yay! I've Won....

...... £25 on the lottery....

boxtops

What Happened To Ab Just Now, Then?

I refreshed the site, and received a screen saying that AB wasn't available. Did you pop out, Ed?

marval

50 Shades Sequals

50 Shades of Hay - erotic Amish novel "50 Shades of Oy Vey" - Erotic Jewish Novel "50 Shades of Ole" - erotic secrets of the Matador "50 Shades of Leis" - Erotic novel of Hawaiian culture 50 Shades of...

TWR

Good Evening All.

Have you had a good day? are you haveing a night in with a lemonade or have you started on the strong stuff, I have just finished repainting an old metal Bench, very pleased with the Paint job & the...

albaqwerty

The Younger Generation

the young alba (20) sneezed into his g/f's hand, (no euphemism, honest) she's got the most infectious laugh and found myself chuckling stoopindly too. When I found out what set her off, told the young...

10ClarionSt

Car Stickers - What's The Funniest You've Seen?

I saw this one. Made me laugh. I owe. I owe. It's off to work I go. Any others?...

10ClarionSt

Did You Fall For All The Commercialism Of Valentines Day?

What a con this is. Why do you need one day of the year to say you love someone?...

Tilly2

I Am Doing The Worst House Keeping Job Ever.

As the sun is shining, I put my oven on to self clean. To do this you have to take everything out of the oven and, consequently, I have a pile of yucky looking oven shelves to clean. I've done two but...

wolf63

Buenchico Is Now A Grandfather

Congratulations to Buenchico - proud grandfather to four little kittens. I am sure that Patches will make a lovely mother - and in no time Chris will be over-run with little furries. :-) Remember -...

ToraToraTora

Realism Is Painful Isn't It..?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-26183687 It's like my 18 year old son leaving home and expecting merged finances! They surely didn't imagine that they could stay in the pound,...

Ann

Damaging Winds Etc ........

Hope everyone is safe? Anyone had any damage from the horrendous winds in the night? I lay awake until 4am, worried the roof was going to go! Can't stop thinking of all those who live in the flooded...

Tilly2

Stewey's Going To Be In Trouble Again

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26203675...

LyndaB

What Is It About Answerbank?

A few weeks ago I vowed never to come on here again (especially after some quite horrid comments I got) and yet here I am. Is there any hope for me?

Slogger

Sat Tel Gk

55a Relating to a city in the Peloponnese region of Greece where Richard Tompkins conceived the idea of his retail chain (6) I have A?G?V?. I know his retail chain is Argos but I cannot fathom out the...

lilypoppyfre

Telegraph Feb 15

set of cogs attached to rear wheel of road bicycle enabling a range of gear ratios 8 letters ? a ? s ? t ? e any help gratefully received.......

Ann

Happy Birthday Humbersloop

Happy birthday sloopy - have a lovely day x

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