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Bow, DJ, Single, Double

Just a quickie, guys ... Black ties ... I mean bow ties, you know, for with a DJ ... is a "black tie" for funerals? but formal dress code is "black tie" Anyway, quick one ... Which...

starone

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll...

grandfatherd

Have just bought a set of oak floating bookshelves. On building them ( flat pack) I find that one of the scrw holes is out of alinement. also the veneer on the end of two othe shelves ends wich covers...

TheOtherHalf

Just mowed the lawn....

Have you done yours yet ? I didnt realise it would need doing as much as it did. Nearly half filled wheelie bin and its only a small garden

inquisition

sunshine break

I am looking for the impossible, a 3 night sunshine break in March 2012 hotel and flights for two hundred quid all in. Thanks, Inquisition (aka Skinflint!)...

dustypuss

Are you giving any thing up for lent.

I’m going to give up drinking wine and beer- eating- sweets -swearing – sleeping too long – spending all my time in pound land – and being nasty to other people . Oh and I must...

justme123

why have i been asked to call work every day?

I have a valid doctors certificate, why do i have to call my work every day?

wendilla

Spacestation sighting over uk tonight 5 52 pm

There are 2 sightings this evening 1st 5 52 for 2 mins SE departing E 2ND SIGHTING 7 26 PM FOR 2 MINS W departing S Cloudy so far in the Leics. Don't forget to look out for the 2 planets Jupiter and...

flipnflap

Up or Down?

Please can any of you who watched Upstairs Downstairs last night tell me what you thought. Thumbs up or thumbs down? I've recorded it and want to know if I should bother.

AB Editor

Fez Diagram

This is how to do a diagram: http://www.thepoke.co...12/02/15/fez-diagram/...

dave50

Naturism - what is the point?

There was an article on the news the other day about a man who was out rambling naked and got arrested. Quite right too i say. What I want to know is what is the point of it all? What do people get...

knowabit

Parents 40th wedding anniversary

I do not know what to get them as a gift! I was going to get theatre tickets.... Any ideas please? Thanks....

dustypuss

Grrrrrrrrr- Snowing again. York

Sick of it now . now how about you! * * ..(..) * * .(....) * * (......) * ~~~~~oo...

pator

3 worms

A teacher decides to do an experiment with 3 worms for his pupils. The first worm is put into a jar filled with smoke - the worm dies. The second worm is put into a jar filled with alcohol - the worm...

Hopkirk

Another piece of scum hangs himself in prison.

Perhaps all cells should be fitted with nooses.

Hopkirk

LED and LCD TVs

What's the difference?

miz_brunette

The Deep in Hull....

Can anybody tell me what the structure of the building is meant to resemble? A ship? Fish? Neither?

sten102

TV / digital box / DVD recorder set up query

I have a new TV (with integrated HDD freeview) that has only one scart socket, a Virgin Media set top box (2 scart sockets), and a DVD hard drive recorder (2 scart sockets). How do I link them all up...

Dee Sa

why did I bother ?

I stood behind an old english guy in the post office cum supermarket. He wished the man behind the PO counter a merry xmas and asked what they were doing on xmas day, the PO guy [Asian] looked a bit...