Subject: Joke A guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to...
The so-and-sos steal food put out for the birds. More than once I have read that curry powder sprinkled on the bird food will deter squirrels but not the birds. So I bought curry powder and mixed it...
Pakistan as " a nation of exploding shopkeepers " quite funny I thought which is why I've remembered it probably.
Not very clever though, having that remark on record is it?...
as we know it will end sooner rather than later. I don't mean the 2012 crap, i mean something like say...in 100/200 years time it will be virtually covered in salt water. what do you think the earths...
This is an illusion were there is a girl spinning around on one foot, but the amazing thing is that it can look that she is spinning both clockwise and anti-clockwise depending on what way your brain...
He said. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said. You wear pants don't you? He said. Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said. That's a good idea - you...
do you use euphemism to describe things?
Bits.............................Genitalia
Squits.........................Diarrhoea
Bunged up.................Constipated
Got any more?...
Ever found yourself unable to quantify something in a meaningless way? Here is your Answer! http://www.tomscott.com/analogizer/ Now you too can write tabloid style articles claiming the kind of...
Hi Can you help I currently getting a new PC and dont know how to reconnect to my ISP I will be using windows 7 . After Iv turned the PC on a step by step acount of how to reconect to my ISP would be...
How bored to you have to be ... ... to have a sudden impulse to arrange your DVDs into alphabetical order ?? But what do I do with the James Bonds ? Under their individual film titles ? Or all...