I am so distracted by looking at Avatars instead of questions!
To be honest I was amazed that a computer dumbo like me was able to set it up.
Anyone else distracted?...
Paddy says to Mick ...
I've been chatting to a girl online.
She's funny, she's flirty.
She's 15.
Now it turns out she's an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age !...
It goes like this.... When was the last time you ate chocolate? Last Monday. When was the last time you got totally trolleyed? 2 years ago at my Xmas works party. When was the last time you were...
The sun is shining , the birds are singing, the trees are budding and the daffs are swaying their heads in the breeze...
I'ts good to be alive
Bobbi ♥...
(Nothing to do with threads below) Just come in from a bit of gardening and looked up to see my first swallow of the year. Wanted to share it because it gave me a thrill. Spring has sprung!
Have you ever actually watched an aircraft safety presentation? Well, we ALL watched this one. This was genius by whoever thought it up. The entire aircraft was transfixed....
On Sunday Im having a Easter kids party and are giving a prize to who can come up with the most amount of words containing Eggy type words like. Egg Cuse me Eggcellent Please help with more thank you...
I'm hiding in the shed until the wife calms down.
It's all my fault........
She asked "What 's on the TV?"
I replied "Dust".............................
This one had me awake for a while the other night, but what would be the best thing ever invented for the movies? I have loads, but for me, I would love to own a real Lightsaber, Wow!
Two guys are wandering lost in the desert, they have some water but nothing at all to eat. They are so hungry have started to hallucinate about food. They come close to a sand dune and one guy...
okay peeps, I'm being serious but didn't know where to post this! today I wore a lightweight scarf, looping once around my neck, the ends hanging equally down my frontage, right and left. why does it...
If you could go back in time what would you tell some body to do or not to do. Like OK Sir Walter I suggest you dump that chest of tobacco overboard now. Or I wouldn't go to the theater to night Mr...