Just joined a group on facebook entitled, 'The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing with that cow?' It does make you wonder doesn't it, what was this guys intentions and why did he promote...
Dose the size of a certain part of a man's anatomy really matter to you . Big small or inbetweeny . or is it ? the way that its used more important to you .
....before golf balls were invented ,how were hailstones measured? ....the man who invented the drawing board...what did he go back to before he got it right? ....how can you get any more seedless...
We've just had a 14 day order slapped on us for a "waste of water" from the mains supply pipe. My buildings and plumbing insurance don't want to know as it's "wear and tear". So we...
Disraught farmer finds all his cows frozen in snow. He prays to God for help. A woman appears & puts her arms over the icey cows. They immediately defrost. "Thank you" says the grateful...
(Inspired by sallabanana's 1st job post earlier -and no jokes about Jane Mansfield please!)
Mine -fixing fruit machines in scuzzy old pubs and betting offices.
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And not sure where to put it but I know you guys will hopefully tell me! Can you report someone for driving what I would of thought as dangerously once I am hone even if I only had the registration!?...