Big gay Ray goes to the doc's to get his test results. The doc say's, '' I'm sorry Big Gay Ray but you've got aids ! '' Big Gay Ray is devastated and asks the doc what to do. The doc says, '' Eat 1...
2. don't think of anyone else (8,8) 4. those were the dyas (8) 6. move the small ship from side to side (4,3,4) 7. most pleasant and well behaved youngsters (6,4) 19. campanologist says these are...
I am so sad, my cat has been gone all day. The last time he was seen was at 7.45 this morning. I know its not really that long but it's completely out of character for him. We have had him since he...
Just getting this in before the 12pm deadline A woman was in town on a shopping trip She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In...
A farmer gets a call from his son who says, '' Dad I've just run over a pig. I'ts still alive, but stuck under the tractor. What should i do ?'' '' Shoot it and bury it.'' Replies the farmer. About an...
One rainy spring > > > night in Belfast, a taxi driver spotted an arm > waving from > > > the shadows of an alley. > > > > > > Even before he rolled to a stop at...
Noddy is 60 yrs old this week, Happy Birthday mate, only 3 yrs younger than me so tony you will have to trade me in for a younger model...sob!!!! But it isn't this that has devastated me , Oh No,!!!!...
I don't mean something nasty, or even a long speech they engineered... I just mean a small comment that will always stay with you, for whatever reason it was. Because they were a special someone or...
I was offered a cup of coffee or tea, the first two offers of tea never turned up, so I eventually had a cup of coffee. Then I saw three people given a glass of wine and a lad had a beer. I have never...
Iv just booked a return flight with Jet" at a cost of £55.00 . BUT . by the time I had finished my booking with extra fees for booking on line and tax Etc the cost had gone up to...
What is your most disliked human habit? Mine is somebody sitting near me in a restaurant with their fist in their mouth picking their teeth...Yuk... Have you any bad habits?..x
I went to sign on for the first time ever today as there have been lay offs in my job - just a 6 week period - I found it a most unpleasant experience being spoken down to by the guy in the cubicle. I...
Hi peeps!! Yep,you heard me right......Garden Vac bags!!! The question I got is this.....ahem...I have a Challenge Xtreme 2400 Watt 45L Garden Blower Vac which I haven't used for quite a while.I went...
