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Champagne
It really does seem like everybody has been dead for 10 years, then dug up and propped up in front of a PC. Is everybody hungover or what?
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georgit79
Gentlemen, how many do you think is a respectable number of notches: a) for a woman to have on her bedpost b) for a man to have on his ?
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Champagne
Who here enjoys eating out?
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Champagne
What can I do to prevent it?
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Champagne
Here's an example question:-Unary OperatorsThe - (minus) and the ' (not) are also referred to as "Unary" operators and may be used in arithmetic expressions. When used in this way they apply to the...
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mr. piper
A while ago, i asked the ladies on the AB how they could justify wearing short skirts. Someone did seem to think i was a pervert, nevertheless the girl friend of mine that made me ask the question,...
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Smithy82
I took your advice and thought it best not to mention anything to mr s82 and see if he mellows to the idea, so last night I cooked a nice meal and put daughter to bed early and when he came home we...
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Champagne
I have a really big ladder in my stocking. Does this make me trashy?
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hannahjo
That you never seem to see any Chinese people eating in an Indian restaurant? I wander why?
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B00
Mornin :-} Did anyone watch The Shot That Shook the World last night? What was the Top 10 please? Dippy bag 'ere fell asleep!
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pixi
If you could be PM for a week what would you change?  my answers  in thread cos it wont let me post if i put it up here :(
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buttons
There once was a little boy named Rufus.  He dreamed and dreamed of one day becoming a.....
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Dakota
I am back out in the meat market, this is my pic: http://tinypic.com/e15csx.jpg any takers??
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georgit79
How many of you have been to a stripclub before?
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Tillymint
Has any been speed dating? What was it like?
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ineedahobby
I've got salad cream in mine thats been there so long I'm thinking of charging it rent.
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Rubyrose
He has dust in his eye and a fan for a wing, a leg akimbo on which he can sing, and dye in his mouth instead of a sting. What is he? Night (all will be revealed in the morning)
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Rubyrose
What word looks the same upside down and backwards?
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nicola_red
Anyone any thoughts on what might make a good tattoo design for a tribute/remembrance type thing to someone who died?  Not a name or initials.  All ideas welcome...also posted this in...
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Gooner_Badge
let's piece together the perfect lady, bit by bit. She'd have: Angelina Jolie's Lips/Eyes.

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