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magsmay

Anyone have horses on here?

Wouldn't it be nice to have an 'Equine' sub topic?

boxtops

New Baby - Great Aunty Boxtops again!

New baby - half an hour again - born to my niece, nearly 2 weeks late - hurrah!

knowabit

Hi, my dad need to get a new computer. He has a Dell at the moment, 11 years old! It runs so slow now and he just wants to upgrade to something newer and faster. Should he stick with Dell? Budget of...

wildwood

Once in awhile there comes a classic...

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving...

Connemmara

low today

Feeling a bit low today - I live on my own with my little dog and sometimes the silence of the house can be quite loud and it can be difficult to get out off bed. Anybody out there on their own and...

plowter

Would you use a belly bag?

Thinking about bum bags, plump stomachs and the acceptance of plastic surgery, would it be practical to turn the modern western belly into an additional storage space? A sort of belly bag.

sunny-dave

Whine of the Week

What's twisted your lemons this week ... ? I'd settle for hanging, drawing and probably quartering the prat who designed (I use the word loosely) the shower attachment that had a good stab at frying...

TWR

Fireworks!

Would you ban them? should they only be sold to a licened group? No Im not a spoil sport, but thinking about safety.

Dee Sa

trivia

I have just made my own mint sauce to go with tonight's lamb chops it made me cast my mind back to yonks ago when Gilbert Harding the original grumpy old man long before Victor Mildrew, well he...

gen2

MM Links November 2012 Week 1

Posted by gen2 on this bright frosty morning on behalf of Owllady. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - This is 'The Lady Ursula' here to tease you once again...

windywillow

Dental check-ups.

Can you choose how often you go for a check-up? I used to go once a year to my old dentist and this continued for many years (at his recommendation) because there was never anything wrong. I've moved...

owdhamer

Horses.

Backed 6 horses tonight 6 losers. 6 to go

manchesterun

rte 44

last one please 16d ah , ser , bring round those portents h - r - i - g - - -...

abstibus

Can I take it you've all seen this?

http://www.snotr.com/video/8965/ It still makes me laugh....

albaqwerty

Happy Birthday Wendilla

May your space station continue to shine. Hope you have a lovely day xxxxx...

murraymints

am i bad ?

after alll that has been going on...see my profile... for thise who do not know.. have had a very large brandy and hope to sleep now...night night for a few mins anyway !

wolf63

How Do I make stovies?

Does anybody have an idiot-proof recipe for Stovies? My mum used to make it and it was lovely but I haven't got a clue what she put in it. Normally I would phone a grumpy git of a Scot who lives in...

Euphemia

Clear-out

I am feeling great. Husband and daughter have just left for the charity shop with 8 large black bags. Do you feel good after a good clear-out?...

sunny-dave

Vermin !!

I knew today was going too well (what with the absence of a hangover etc) ... ... looked inside the lower half of the airing cupboard for the first time for a while (the top half gets used daily) and...