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Mirror

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not...

giveup

Grandson(19) having another love crisis(happens about twice a week)so he fell out with his mother.Between their dramas their dog was sick on my cream carpet.They've gone home now leaving me to clear...

mrsmaveric

Thunderbirds Are Gone........

sad news that the creator of thunderbirds gerry anderson has sadly died..who or what was your favourite puppet character??

NoMercy

Do You Think You Have

1. Good taste 2. Intuition 3. A kind heart ?? I definitely have 2 of those things....

mrsmaveric

Have You Had Any Unwanted/useless Presents This Year???

and more importantly what are you going to do with them so that you dont offend the buyer??..or dont you care about upsetting them??

erin-x

Gravatar...

I know... Another Gravatar problem! I'm trying to set a new one but it's not letting me. After I crop the image, it takes me back to the screen with the rest of my old ones instead of choosing the...

Purple_Popple

Who Are The 'randoms' That

keep getting their answers removed ? Their names are just lots of letters like 'sdfhiasds' etc etc...

Purple_Popple

Anyone Having Bubble & Squeak ?

I just have, absolutely delicious !

ChillDoubt

Gerry 'thunderbirds' Anderson Has Died

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-20845407 RIP....

owdhamer

Disco

Took my wife to a disco last week, a guy was giving it large breakdancing,moonwalking,backflips the lot,wife says he proposed to me 25 yrs ago but I turned him down,looks like he is still celebrating...

plowter

Fox Hunting Or Bargain Hunting?

So, what did you do today- fox hunting or bargain hunting? Tally ho!...

NoMercy

All I Want For Christmas..

If you want could have a totally unrealistic gift...what would it be?? I'd have Michael Bublé all wrapped up. )...

wendilla

Spacestation Sighting Over Uk This Evening Over The Uk

1ST sighting 5 49 pm for 3 mins. WSW departng SE 2ND sighting 7 25pm for 1 minute WSW departing WSW. No hope here it is raining....

Connemmara

Xmas

are you glad it is all over xmas boy am I

dickythecook

Trust

What happened T'gun when i'twere left out in t'rain Train, water fromp sky. I'll get me coat. Cookies to bake, must go, catch you tomorrow....

dickythecook

Hotel Bill

It might be old, but it amused me. Merry Thingmass all The Hotel Bill A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th birthday by Staying overnight in an expensive hotel. When she checked out...

Smowball

Well That Was A Surprise!!............

Stayed at MIL's last night for Christmas day/eve. Came home this morning, wa a knock on the door just half hour later and there was my eldest son with ag of presents. He had driven 130 miles without...

Booldawg

Boxing Day

I trust you have all had a nice Christmas and looking forward to a good New Year. After all these years I've realised I actually prefer Boxing Day to Christmas Day. Alot more relaxing, less stressful...

marval

Speed

A woman was driving down the motorway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed. When she looked back again, there...