A very shy bloke goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if...
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually....
Went to see Brave at the vue cinema in Inverness last night, relly good animated film, you need to listen very carefully when young mcguffin (Kevin mackid) is talking as he is speaking in his native...
Got woken up (mother playing dionne warick in the kitchen loudly).... Now honestly i can walk to tesco OR asda in 4mins.... Mother is reqesting i take her to morrisons.... In the next town lol.......
good morning. i'm just wondering how you are doing this morning, after your unfortunate tumble -- and subsequent plastering. i know that you were in pain .. i hope you can manage to sleep alright. my...
Documentary was on ITV tonight - 10 years on from the sad case of the murder of Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman. Although at the time everyone was waiting for news, joining in the search, and grieving...
As we were clearing out the bedroom I came across a old photo of mum, self & brother. All of a sudden i broke down in tears, after she passed away in 2008 I thoght I had managed to eliminate my...
