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The Answerbank Radio Show - Episode 4

In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Fray Bentos, Argentina), Doctor Sqad was in his surgery idly flicking through a Janet Reger lingerie catalogue, cunningly concealed within a...

wolf63

punography

These 'jokes' have just arrived by email Punography I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up...

Jemisa

Talking Dirty?...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of...

marval

Account

A mother decided that her young 11 year old daughter should open her own bank account. "As it will be your account, I think that you should complete the application form" said the mother....

Jemisa

Unlucky...

A young man goes into a chemist to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wantell," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a...

Greedyfly

Father's Day <3

Happy Father's day to all those who still have dad's, all those who have lost dad's and all those who are dad's. Hope today is a good one for you all......

Auntiemoll

Sweets and chocolate quiz

Last answer eluding me can anyone help Clue Boy holds a French shirt (6 letters) Thanks...

Traci66

Not a chance !

Step son rung the other day to ask if we had any spare paint as he was moving to a new place, yesterday OH took pots of paint over and it transpires that son is moving in with his mother who has split...

chakka35

What happened to Her Majesty's glove?

On the front page of The Times last Thursday there was a picture of the Queen and Kate hugely enjoying some joke. To my astonishment I noticed that the Queen's left glove was all chewed up and...

ayrtonisgod

Costa or Starbucks? (or anywhere else)

Where do you prefer to get your coffee fix (or tea) I like to go anywhere but my best friend insists on Starbucks!...

Brinjal

Eves Chat With God

Subject: Eve chats with God > > > > "Dear God, I have a problem." > > > > "What is it, Eve?" > > > > "I know that you created me and...

TWR

Dare I say this?

N.W.Lancs ( I'll be quick) the UFO Is out & it's Farly warm, If it's the same your way, tell us Quick.

louiselouise

advice please

I recently started a new job in a hotel (8weeks ago) and there is a guy that stays every week. We talk every time we see each other and we have loads in common, I really want to ask him on a date but...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Sunday morning. Cloudy, but no rain. What's occurring here? :o} Have a happy day everyone....

robert551069

Meanings of Names

If you want to know the meaning of your name, just type in "what is the meaning of (name)" I'm glad my parents didn't call me Giles as it is said to mean "young goat"...

Hymie

Recommend a film

Not being a cinema goer or much of a TV watcher – I have taken to watching DVD films purchased from my local trade in store. I would estimate that they have on display around 5,000 titles...

ladyalex

Mad over Fifties Club

The Club is now Open Welcome one and all, old and older, mad and madder to our delightful club. We have been experiencing some difficulties here at the Club HQ with the electrical apparatus , notably...

Caran

OH not happy

Last night he went to the campsite bar to watch Englands match. The commentator announced the England game had been abandoned and had been rescheduled for Monday. A lot of disgruntled fans left the...

wendilla

Spacestation sighting over Uk this evening

There are 2 sightings if clear skies 1st sighting 10 12 pm for 6 mins W departing ESE 2nd sighting 11 49 pm for 4 mins W departing S No hope here in Leics been rain all day....

CW1

Cold drinking water - company obligation ?

Hi, Just wondered, are companies obliged to provide cold drinking water for their employees ? I work for a large but not well known private company & we have a water cooler. They've just stopped...

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