......for those of you who may be regular out of town supermarket shoppers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get a some groceries has...
It's pi...Er, raining hard here, so no walkies this morning. Foxy was in foxy his supper as usual, his tail looks like it's been plucked. Not having a good life of it at the moment the poor lad. Tiggy...
strappy, sleeveless, plunging, cleavage showing summer dresses. Yesterday, I went to a retirement do at my previous school. It is now my considered belief that ladies should not wear strappy,...
i have observed the coaches/managers standing around in those marked areas beside the pitch why are they there - bellowing at their players all through the match? am i wrong in thinking that they...
Allez Les Bleus! France are due payback for the biggest travesty at the 1982 WC in that Schumacher wasn't booked, sent off nor prosecuted for the attempted murder(ok, a bit strong!) of Patrick...
The wind is getting stronger and I can hear thunder rumbling in the distance. I wish it would storm as I have a bad pressure headache which pain killers don't touch. (West Yorkshire) What's it like...
my daughter had operation yesterday to remove polyps before they turned cancerous the other 80% of her bowel was biopsied which we have to wait for results she's in a lot of pain and very upset we are...
Twice now , over the last couple of days , her indoors has used the phrase ' swing by ' . Just now she instructed me to 'swing' by my mum , on my way home from work and pick up an item . Where has she...
Sorry didn't get to chastise you lot on gmeb ...at mum's dad not good and she's not coping...he had a nasty growth cut from his ear and its not healing..it was a big one and they had to take it back...
I am a recovering alcoholic who relapsed recently after 8 years of sobriety. During this time I got married and have had 2 lovely children. I must point out that I have until this relapse have been a...
I've seen this on yahoo answers or somewhere Make 3 statements and only 1 is true, have a guess at the persons before you then write your own 1. I'm a black belt in karate 2. I hold record in our...
Before I went away I couldn't properly lock the shed door so I booby trapped it.....good and proper....never do things by half.... I made a tall pyramid of sharp garden tools....including the almighty...
A man walks into a crowded bar with a loaded gun and shouts "who's been f****** my wife?" - voice in the back shouts "
You don't have enough bullets"........
Husband walks into bedroom stark naked.
Wife says "What its that white powder on your penis?"
He replies "It's aspirin for your headache. Do you want it orally or as a suppository?"...
those of you who know me are aware that I have no interest in football at all however, as costa rica were drawn randomly for me in a sweepstake before the tournament began - and they have not only...