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pixi

Hey look what I can do...

>does 3 tipple over tails, followed by a twirl (cheers ned, I was starving, followed by a couple of star jumps and a dodgy cartwheel< what impressive acrobatics can you do? If you arent...
11:54 Tue 25th Oct 20057 answers, last by forgetfultel 14:17 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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january_bug

A man walks into a bar....

And totally redecorates - wayhey!!! Only funny when Eddie Izzard says it!?! Ok, fine, don't mind me!
13:13 Tue 25th Oct 200524 answers, last by january_bug 18:21 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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GavC

Hello, How did all of you

Choose your user IDs?
12:43 Tue 25th Oct 200544 answers, last by Rubyrose 16:59 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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lsie

Sorry in advance:-))

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack."Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."Patty looks at the frog...
10:51 Tue 25th Oct 20058 answers, last by lsie 13:12 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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johnny5

spider solitaire

wow i just done the four deck i'm great me anyone else done the four ?
02:33 Tue 25th Oct 20059 answers, last by jno 11:16 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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dave870

sat telegraph gk

36 down   increase something by a factor of two in particular effort
09:00 Tue 25th Oct 20052 answers, last by frankleigh 22:52 Tue 29th Nov 2005
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sophie_1003

Night night

I am going to bed now, sure you all wanted to know! Speak to you soon!
01:09 Tue 25th Oct 20057 answers, last by Redbel 01:17 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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ELVIS68

Anyone normal left,

JoAnn, Lore,catlady?
00:48 Tue 25th Oct 2005162 answers, last by JoAnnMul 02:57 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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the>one

name 5 ab/cb'ers ?

you'd choose to be marooned on an island with...
14:38 Mon 24th Oct 200520 answers, last by pixi 19:22 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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the>one

insulting people on here.......

is it done by people who are weak and timid in the real world......
17:17 Mon 24th Oct 200536 answers, last by Champagne 19:18 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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bobtheduck

cyber friend wanted

must have windows xp must lie about themselves every 3rd sentence must agree with everything anyone says apply within no pixel wasters
18:35 Mon 24th Oct 20056 answers, last by Champagne 18:49 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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JoAnnMul

yay I'm going to live !!!

Doc said its the start of a viral infection. Told me to take ibuprofen which has kicked in very nicely thanks..!!
18:03 Mon 24th Oct 200510 answers, last by lsie 19:04 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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nedflanders

two cows in a field with mad cow disease...

cow 1 - I hate being a cow, do you? cow 2 - I dunno mate I'm a helicopter!
16:00 Mon 24th Oct 200522 answers, last by Woodsz 21:22 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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goodsmeister

Hello hello hello.

Right this is the CB police, whats goin on ere then?! *Licks pencil and takes down names*.
16:25 Mon 24th Oct 200532 answers, last by forgetfultel 17:13 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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bobtheduck

people who spend all day in a chatroom

must be either dole heads or single mums
17:00 Mon 24th Oct 200518 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 17:52 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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lepers

what would u rather kick . . . ?

an old person or a puppy?
15:06 Mon 24th Oct 200564 answers, last by lepers 16:37 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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JoAnnMul

Thanks for the advice people..

Just phoned my doc's, & I have to go in straight away !!!I'll let you know how it went when I get back..again thank you !!
15:54 Mon 24th Oct 20056 answers, last by pat2936 19:42 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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GavC

Has anyone got a game we could play?

I am having a mid moring/afternoon slump and need perked up a little bit.  Any ideas anyone?
14:52 Mon 24th Oct 200513 answers, last by claireyfairy 15:42 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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B00

Ouch!

Thought I'd share this, i'm still laughing! http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/bricklayer.htm
13:49 Mon 24th Oct 20055 answers, last by lsie 14:35 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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swehttam

Herculic x-word

29d A sliver thatis used to separate (4) s - i -
13:47 Mon 24th Oct 20052 answers, last by forgetfultel 13:52 Mon 24th Oct 2005

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