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forgetfultel
How much is MSN, and is it worth it.  I've never used it, and been on-line since 1994 or 5.  Many of you weem to talk on MSN, or in Froggers, which I think needs MSN, so what are you paying...
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dothawkes
You lot can sort all these issues out amongst yourselves, I need my rest.  No doubt someone will prop me up at this screen tomorrow night, nite God bless.
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forgetfultel
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.4. Esplanade...
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Rubyrose
This could actually work. <A href=&quot;http://ripgibbon.free.fr/images/fun/remote.jpg&quot; >http://ripgibbon.free.fr/images/fun/remote.jpg</A >
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Dakota
Can someone help me please?  I am unable to connect to MSN Messenger and I don't know why.  The message I get is: We were unable to sign you into MSN Messenger, possibly because of a problem...
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rabet
but what pets have you got, are they obedient, naughty etc? I have a black labrador called Hudson. He is a very affectionate dog and loves everyone and could eat for England. (Why do I sense rabbits...
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Rubyrose
Firstly these are Dots rules - No art, no french, no comedies, no smut, no Kevin Spacey, nothing newer than 1995, no Mel Gisbson, no Bruce Willis, no, Kevin Costner! Certainly narrows it down...
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forgetfultel
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female: Any part under a car's hood.Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.Male:...
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forgetfultel
I loved you then, I love you stillI miss you darling, I always willresigned myself to feeling blueain't found nobody since I lost youonce upon a time, once when you were mineI gave all my heart to...
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dothawkes
Does anyone want a dog? He has really special skills and very good taste, for example, he can open the fridge door with one paw and he loves strawberries and cracker barrel.
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irisred
Inspiraiton, if found please return it to me. Reward: your own self satisfaction and my gratitude.
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forgetfultel
If you're going to watch the repeat of Nip/Tuck at 10 tonight, I take it you dont' watch Gray's Anatomy, on Living TV also at 10 tonight?  If you do, GA is repeated on Fridays - good...
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Dakota2
I come into work and now I'm bored out of my skull!  Why the heck didn't you persuade me to stay at home?? And you call yourselves friends! pah!
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forgetfultel
Mike and Bob had just finished the front nine of a round of golf, and it was obvious that Mike was having a bad day. "Gee Mike, you're just not your old self today, what's the matter?" asked Bob....
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forgetfultel
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace. He sat down and asked his mate what happened. "Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the...
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blueeyedlass
isn,t it???
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toonmilo
The Wedding testMy girlfriend and I had been dating happily for over a year when wedecided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friendsdefinitely encouraged me. My girlfriend????...
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forgetfultel
Just got back (from medal presentation). Two guys chatting at the clubhouse. First says, " Got a set of golf clubs for the wife." Second says, "Seems like a fair trade!"
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forgetfultel
How do you do italics and coloured lettering?
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the>one
anyone up yet..........c'mon......you can sleep later

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