Last night,I gently removed the wifes tampax and replaced it with a party popper,leaving the string hanging down,I tell you she has no sense of humour that one
I am off to a ball in two weeks and its really important to me that I look my best. Has anyone got any tips on good diets that gives fast weight loss. I know this is obviously not best for the long...
does anybody have any safe weight loss tips regarding healthy eating and exercise? just like good foods to eat, good methods of exercise etc, any help would be great
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes... The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, tax...
Is yoga good for weight loss and toning, I've seen a few celebs say they are doing it and looked amazing..... I wouldn't have thought it would be good for weight loss ?
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..................................................................................................... These lesbians next door gave me a Rolex watch for my birthday! It was a very nice gesture, but I...
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between "complete" and "finished". However, in a linguistic conference, held in London, and attended by some of the best linguistics in the...
BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't even think about it. Wife - Do you love me? Husband - Of course! Always have and...
There was a senior citizen driving on the motorway. His wife calls him on his mobile phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herbert, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving...
THESE REALLY WORK!! 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT...