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One Morning Back In January.......

.....I got up early, put on my thermals, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential...
09:30 Fri 26th Jul 20131 answer, last by frozengal 10:27 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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Penny's Cruise

Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in life was to go on an ocean cruise around the world. So she scrimped, and she saved, and she saved, and she scrimped...
18:11 Thu 20th Jun 20133 answers, last by frozengal 09:30 Fri 21st Jun 2013
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I Had A Fight..

.with a man on some moving stairs today. We started arguing at the bottom and things just escalated from there....
19:29 Wed 19th Jun 20137 answers, last by frozengal 04:33 Thu 20th Jun 2013
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Typical Engineers

A mechanical engineer, chemical engineer, electronic engineer, and software engineer are driving in a car. The car suddenly dies. The mechanical engineer says, "I would suppose that a gear or pulley...
18:17 Mon 17th Jun 20134 answers, last by frozengal 04:27 Tue 18th Jun 2013
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An Oldie - But What The Heck

Three Indian women are sitting side by side. The first, sitting on a goatskin, has a son who weighs 170 pounds. The second, sitting on a deerskin, has a son who weighs 130 pounds. The third, seated on...
16:53 Sat 08th Jun 20132 answers, last by marval 18:45 Sun 09th Jun 2013
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Spoonboy

Coloured Bricks.

If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house made of blue bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of? Thanks in advance....
17:34 Tue 04th Jun 201318 answers, last by frozengal 08:05 Wed 05th Jun 2013
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Can Anybody Remember?

............ ............ ............ ............ ............ ............ i forgot...
17:23 Tue 04th Jun 20135 answers, last by frugalfred 18:55 Thu 06th Jun 2013
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A Gorilla Goes Into A Bar.....

...and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, "What the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink." So he mixes the martini. He then walks back over to the give it to...
10:10 Mon 27th May 20135 answers, last by jaceyf 08:20 Sun 02nd Jun 2013
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Spoonboy

Even More Animal Jokes?

Do you have any more animal jokes? As usual I will start off, and see where we go from there: this one you can with friends over a period of time, or until they realise the punchline. Q. How do you...
02:22 Thu 16th May 20138 answers, last by Spoonboy 18:22 Sat 18th May 2013
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AlwaysConfused

Media

A Servant Enrolled His Donkey In A Race and Won. . The Local Paper Read : Servants Ass Won. . The King Was So Upset With This Kind Of Publicity That He Ordered The Servant To Get Rid Of The Donkey. ....
03:07 Tue 07th May 20133 answers, last by Jemisa 14:39 Tue 07th May 2013
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sad old git

Knives

Not sure if this is the right link but what are the proes and cons for ceramic knives and steel knives,which is best?
01:31 Fri 03rd May 201315 answers, last by venator 15:55 Sun 12th May 2013