John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went...
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,"Hey, you wanna...
As when I switch on it takes literally 15 minutes to load. I have loads of programmes on my pc, but can anyone tell me which one are totally unnecessary?? I have heard it is silly to have 2 virus...
Have you all been out trying to do some xmas shopping??
Isn't it madness!! It is absolutely heaving.
I just about gave up and am now browsing online with a well earned glass of Baileys!...
On Saturday I went to Asda with the intention of buying my xmas booze and what a f*cking palaver. All their cheap offers, they deny knowledge of, "What paper did you see it in??"" like...
I have been away and for the life of me since I've been back I cannot find this milk anywhere in any shop whatsoever. Is it still on the shelves?? I am talking of the fresh silky one and not the long...