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My Girlfriend

My girlfriend said she's dumped me because of my obsession with plants, so I asked, "where's this stemming from petal"...

vernonk

Why This Rubbish Dj To Fill In For Simon Mayo On Radio 2?

Can't the BBC choose people for their talent instead of political correctness?

Patsy33

Identified

Doctors have just identified a food that causes years of grief and suffering. It's a wedding cake.

fender62

Cure For Islamism

an interesting article, do you agree..i have reservations in that they think they are guided by god and can do no wrong....

maggiebee

It Sucks

I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it’s been doing is gathering dust....

ToraToraTora

Barcelona Attack Was The Kkk - Apprently!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-40974199 MAABOF!...

webbo3

Another Terrorist Attack.

Police are describing it as a terrorist attack. http://news.sky.com/story/live-van-ploughs-into-crowd-in-barcelona-10992730 Dave....

anotheoldgit

Apart From What Happened When A Single Mad Person Ploughed Into The Crowd And Killed One Woman And Injuring Others, Were The Far-Right Within Their Rights To Protest Against The Removal Of A Historic Confederate General's Statue?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4794870/Minister-hits-Trump-row-neo-Nazi-rally-violence.html I believe they were, and if the Far-Left choose to violently oppose them, then they should be...

Patsy33

Weatherman

Weatherman reacts angrily to being sacked after so many cold gloomy forecasts, no more mist & ice guy....

sunny-dave

Nurse Spooner !!

I said prick his boil ...

EDDIE51

Who Has The Highest Number Of Answers On Ab?

I have just noticed that I have reached 20,000 answers. Who has the highest total?

Patsy33

Apparently

Apparently there's a new soap coming out, set in Bradford, it'll be called, 'Koran Nation Street'...

Hymie

Heavenly Body

I have been blessed with the body of a God. Unfortunately that God is Buddha....

modeller

Would You Like To Turn The Clock Back ?

If you could relive all or part of your life , would you want to ?

mikey4444

Bigots On Th E March In The State Of Virginia

Charlottesville: State of emergency over US far-right rally. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40912509 "The mayor condemned the march as a "parade of hatred"....

Patsy33

I Had

I had a happy childhood, my Dad would put me inside a tyre and roll me down a hill, they were Goodyears....

trt

Where Was You When Elvis Died?

I was running a pub in London, a customer came in, and told me, and the other customers the news. Nobody believed him, as he was a bit of a bull-pooer, but he won a few drinks in bets! :-)...

Patsy33

My Mates

My mates girlfriend is mute, so communicates by embroidery, it's her version of sign language, sew to speak....

Truthteller88

Are Uk House Prices Based On Affordability Or Fantasy Economics?

My local Estate Agent has told me that my house is worth £360,000. I bought it 15 years ago for £120,000. During that period of time, my salary has increased by ten percent which seems to be...

Patsy33

I Could

I could barely lift my bottle of water earlier, it was an Evian....

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My Girlfriend

Why This Rubbish Dj To Fill In For Simon Mayo On Radio 2?

Identified

Cure For Islamism

It Sucks

Barcelona Attack Was The Kkk - Apprently!

Another Terrorist Attack.

Apart From What Happened When A Single Mad Person Ploughed Into The Crowd And Killed One Woman And Injuring Others, Were The Far-Right Within Their Rights To Protest Against The Removal Of A Historic Confederate General's Statue?

Weatherman

Nurse Spooner !!

Who Has The Highest Number Of Answers On Ab?

Apparently

Heavenly Body

Would You Like To Turn The Clock Back ?

Bigots On Th E March In The State Of Virginia

I Had

Where Was You When Elvis Died?

My Mates

Are Uk House Prices Based On Affordability Or Fantasy Economics?

I Could

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