I've started up a mobile disco to make a some extra cash.
But I'm being sued for ruining a wedding I did last night.
I only had two ringtones on my phone....
...eventually. Just checked in to the hotel....quick nibble and then off to the Fours. Very hot all the way down and still very hot outside. Hope you all have an amazing afternoon - I know I will :) Q...
We got the fan down from the loft on Tuesday. The weather has changed!
We did this last year. Got the fan down and summer had finished for the year!...
1. One of Charlie's rivals (6) 2. Two flavours in one plant! (6, 7) 3. Wherever Rod goes he'll find this one (3, 4) 4. Put the plough to one side (10) 5. Commonly perfect (4) 6. DIY medicine (4-4) 7....
A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet...
ring ring ....
''Hello , i'm sorry there is noone here to take your call at the moment - please leave a message and theresa may get back to you '' ....
Name one thing about yourself that might surprise us! Silly or serious, big or small......
Ok, I was once arrested and fingerprinted by the police!!...
The privations the prison authorities are subjecting this man to seem cruel beyond belief. Why next they'll be taking his TV away. Should an on-line petition be started to have his kettle returned to...
I do a fair bit of baking and I'm often asked by family, friends and colleagues to make a cake for little celebrations. I made a couple of Ferrero Rocher cakes recently, a cherry almond bakewell, a...
Mrs Merkel (aka my Audi Q5) has been traded in for a rather more svelte and racier model. Would you all like to suggest suitable names for my new S5 please - BA for best effort SD xx Extra info (for...
Round 1 - the UK Channel Breast Stroke Competition A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition. The redhead won and the brunette came in second....