after a long journey we arrived at the gite about 5.30 pm. Fantastic place, large grounds including swimming pool, large pond and two separate BBQ's in different areas. A shed full of childrens pool...
On a British Airways flight from Heathrow, a well attired middle-aged woman found herself sitting next to a man wearing a kippa ("yarmulke" in Yiddish). She called the attendant over to complain about...
My aged mother is returning home from a prolonged stay in hospital and I am cleaning the house for her. She has been unable to use the bath for many years and when I tried to clean it found what...
Set it for 8.00 am, it hasn't gone off. Just woken up. Breakfast was 8-10 so we have missed that. We paid €7.80 each for it.
Is this the start of a great holiday?...
Have you got one of these new cableless vacuum cleaners, if so, how do you like them?
Are they better than a standard Dyson? (Other makes are available!)...
I`ve just aquired 3 place from a fishmonger. I forgot to ask him to fillet it. I`m not a big plaice eater. I`ve looked at youtube videos showing how to fillet them and it`s looks tricky and anyway, I...
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a...
A man approaches a woman in a nightclub. 'Can I have your number, sexy?' he asks kissing her hand. 'Have you got a pen?' she asks. 'Yes I do,' the man smiles. 'Well,' the woman replies, 'you'd better...
30,Were these used for a form of punishment? 39,Going along the line she beheads this shrub 53,Shrub will hang ready to flower. 55,Such reversed to contain a little stork like bird. 87,The message...
Don't get me wrong - they look very nice, but then again they look just as feminine in flats but they can't be very comfortable and I for one couldn't endure the discomfort for even a minute.
Hooray! Doc Martin is back on our screens next Monday. I cant wait! One of the best programmes on television in my opinion.The Chase has returned now too. Im looking forward to seeing the new lady...
Can anyone help me with these last two please?
15) Deserter? (5)
22) Drunken vehicle . (6.4)
Many thanks for any help.x
These last two clues are driving me potty!...