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Tesco & Horses. (Funny)

Still having a bit of trouble after eating one of the Tesco's burgers containing horsemeat. My condition is now stable, I have had the trots but after overcoming a few hurdles, I'm odds on to make a...

zac21

Occupations That Are Also Surnames

26 Also a mooring rope 24 He's in court...

Jemisa

One Penny...

A man walks into a pub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 penny." "One penny?!" exclaimed the bloke. The barman replied, "Yes." So, the bloke glances...

Georgiesmum

Aylesbury Prison Programme Tonight.

Did anyone else watch the Aylesbury prison programme tonight? What did you make of it?Are we too soft with them all?Some of these prisoners are seriously screwed up.

queenofmean

Missing Motivation

need to do my Avon collection this evening but my motivation has got up and left....anybody able to help me find it and get up and go

Baldric

I'm Fashonable At Last,

Just heard on the radio, beards are going to be the big thing this year, I've had a full set for years, so what's your opinions on Facial Hair?...

st-charles

Colours

thanks for all your answers but still need one relaxing (8)...

marval

Police

I got stopped by a copper last night. The officer said, "Do you have a police record?" I said, "Yes, Walking on the Moon from 1979." Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are vanishing into thin air....

Caran

Cliff Richard

Just watching the umpteenth repeat of An Audience with CR that I recorded earlier, still enjoy it, would love to see his latest concert but all venues are too far away. Any other Cliff fans about.

jd_1984

I Have Man Flu!!

Went to bed with a slight headache last night, thought little of it. I have woken up with a bad headache, runny nose, aches and pains and it hurts to swallow. Normally I dont moan and grumble but I...

princerupe74

Oscar Joke

how long before some so-called comedian on the tv makes a joke connecting Oscar Pistorius and The Oscars, prompting an international outcry...and undeniably handy publicity?

NoMercy

Whats Cooking This Sunday Then?

We have homemade lasagna with a warm green bean, crispy bacon, avocado, goats' cheese and toasted pinenut salad drizzled with balsamic reduction. You? X...

Ann

Life's Little Mysteries ...

Why do you get an itch on your back you just can't reach ........... Why does the phone ring when you are making pastry? Why does nobody come to see you when your house is nice and tidy? There are...

Smowball

Katie Price

is pregnant again, just 5 weeks after getting married. Why on earth would she announce is so early?? Yet another baby with another father - her kids must be so confused.

petal54

Blocked

did anyone else get a 'danger'warning re this sight yest,eve?I couln't access this sight

Smowball

What A Mess!

Why does her mother look so proud standing next to her dressed like that? She's got legs like an 8 yr old boy. (not her mother!) And dont even get me started on her husband........

Georgiesmum

Meals Out.

How often do you eat out? How many of you regularly eat fish and chips from your local chippy?...

rugeleyboy

James Corden

Yeah ok he's a big lad but he's a good looker ain't he!! My wife disagrees? But on the flip side he's a boring 1 trick pony!! Hello fellow ABers, hope your fine and dandy!...

Foxy-Lady

Colour Quiz

you made him blush! (7) thank you x...

irismay

Tv Programmes Past And Present

Stuck with 2 questions - 1. Colourful archway 2. You don't always have good ones? Grateful for any help

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