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some things in life are bad, they can really make you sad

other things just make you swear and curse, when you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps, just purse your lips and whistle........

snapdarlich

Right let's play a tune!

Join in! Pick up an instrument from the corner and play... I'll start with the Bass Bum Bum Bum Bum... <I maybe onto a loser here> Bum Bum Bum Bum...diddle etc etc

ronniemonda6

Username options are shrinking ;-[, and some ******* stole ronniemonda7, but I'm back! Ed has been banning me like crazy, obviously tired of getting jiggy with the monks. How's it going? How is the...

PatriciaH

"Chrismas functions"

So much to do , so little time, gawd il be knackered. lol - this w-end kids party(club i go to) helping out with the little darlings! - and im going dressed as "minnie mouse" 10th dec -party ,and17th...

Rubyrose

I feel like singing!

Lay a whisper on my pillowLeave the winter on the groundI wake up lonely,there's air of silenceIn the bedroom and all aroundTouch me now, I close my eyesAnd dream away...It must have been love, but...

johntheplamf

On here too often?

Talking to my neighbour earlier, she told me a funny story, instead of laughing, i was actually a whisker away from saying LOL, Oh god, where did my life go wrong?

haysi06

Cheesiest pantomime jokes

anyone got some! Heres my best attempt Aladdin - genie get me a fur coat Genie- what fur? Aladdin - fur to keep me warm ! boom boom!

nfn

Tiger Feet

I'm there, where are you?

nfn

sooooooooooo anyway

Dotty, Gill, Dove, others (except him munching in the toilet, you know who you are) shall we have a lovely time tonight? I fancy a good old fashioned chin wag!

ELVIS68

The path of the righteous man

is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is...

dotjhawkes

My Man

My bloke is a certified diver and i need to know how to handle him. any suggestions?

haysi06

Has any1 else NOT started their Christmas Shopping yet?

I have not even given it much thought!

Woodsz

Christmas Cracker

He laid her on the table. So white clean and bare.His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there.He touched her neck and then her breast.And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit...

October

Shhhhhh... I'm not supposed to be here

Only popped my head round door for 5, just to say hello. Can't stop long cos Big Sis is coming round for dinner tomorrow night and I'm thinking about what to offer (yes, despite being a man I do...

haysi06