The dafter the better! "I went to visit my friend who has just had a baby today, she asked me to wind hi but I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave it a dead leg" That cracks me up! Hxx
1) What was the last excuse you made up? 2) What easter egg have you earmarked for yourself this year? 3) What is your oldest item of clothing? 4) What time was the last phonecall you made? 5) Have...
?30 worth of flowers, ?60 evening meal, big box of chocs,posh hotel ?300 a night, when she told him it was her period, the look on his face was PRICELESS.
Been invited to a party and been told no need to take anything with me. As i've been brought up with manners lol, i'd feel weird turning up empty handed. Any ideas on what to take?
I received a parcel today with pressies in it for my kids and I from a mate who no longer wishes to speak to me. The parcel was posted before the fall out. Should I keep the pressies or return them to...
I am really really ugly and no girls like me at all! And I really want a girlfriend to stop my friends calling me gay. What can I do to get a girlfriend, bearing in mind I am really ugly?
One of my (older friends)! is getting married soon and she wants the song.......Can i have this dance for the rest of my life... so can anybody tell me who sang it and where to get it please... and...
What do you look for in the opposite sex? What are the little turn ons that do it for you? Or are you so grateful for any action that you'll take whatever is offered?
This place is full of people who have decided they are the executioners of this site. What they don't realise is while they are persecuting certain members of the site for whatever reason, they are in...
i have had very little work since xmas.so i have been scint most of the time.so i have been wishing for some work to come in. well did it come in?YES IT DID.big style.just a little bit to much . have...
A seemingly nice person? Yes Intelligent? Yes witty. Yes A generall all round top ABer. In fact one of my favorites. How ever we cant forget that whiffey is the biggest self confessed troll on...
Just back from watching a dvd ,It was one flew over the cuckoos nest .Starring jack nicholson. A very good film.Watching it i drew comparissons to answerbank.I saw myself in the role of mcmurphy with...