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Good evening everyone. First of all, can I thank you for the kind invitation to speak to you here this evening. My sources tell me that there are some very articulate and witty users of the Answer...
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George W. Bush sent a coded message to Saddam Hussain. It read: 370HSSV - 0773H Saddam was stumped and sent for his son. His son was stumped too, so it went to his other son. That son couldn't solve...
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Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp....
