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Why Oh Why.....

.....did I not notice that the big bag of bird seed my brother gave me to take into Ma-in-care had a whopping great hole in the bottom! A trail of bird seed from car park to Ma`s room with two bird...
13:16 Fri 29th Jun 201213 answers, last by boxtops 22:16 Fri 29th Jun 2012
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Life After Death

I`m off to cut the grass but many of you seem rained in so ponder this. I have decided there is life after death and we can choose what to do for eternity. But....whatever you choose on the day is for...
09:52 Thu 28th Jun 201233 answers, last by cupid04 22:19 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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Techie Gness....

.....boobs again. Daughter sent me an email asking if I fancied drinks and canapes with Miriam Margoyles. Well! Do I ever? Love the woman. In my excitement I hit delete instead of reply. Never mind. I...
14:25 Wed 27th Jun 201224 answers, last by gness 15:25 Wed 27th Jun 2012
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Why Men Should

Avoid Gness. Went to the wood yard this morning to choose sleepers for my next project. Smiled a Hello to the guy behind the desk when a man I hadn`t seen standing right behind me shouted...
13:24 Mon 25th Jun 201291 answers, last by mrs_overall 20:22 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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It`s a Beautiful Evening

And I have just seen Chris Packham in a wet suit. Life is good.
19:04 Sun 24th Jun 201255 answers, last by tonyav 10:24 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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DaisyNonna

Have I missed an update on your son? How are things?
20:39 Fri 22nd Jun 201214 answers, last by gness 21:51 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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Penance For Guinness

In February I went to a cocktail party in London. (wine glasses and champagne flutes if Sqad is listening) It was hosted by a priest in his presbytery. Fantastic night if you overlook the episode with...
16:49 Fri 22nd Jun 201250 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:50 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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And Another Thing Rowan

No retirement. I`d miss you.
13:49 Thu 21st Jun 201261 answers, last by gness 15:42 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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For 2shortplanks...The Duck Incident

End of last year I was quite poorly and behind with the Christmas shopping. Friends and family said for goodness sake Gness use the internet,we do it`s great. After much persuasion I went on a gift...
21:09 Mon 18th Jun 201222 answers, last by rowanwitch 14:44 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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FAO Ed Request To Ban

Traci66 and Rowanwitch for teasing me with images of not just one builder but many builders while I was on my non-holiday with nothing to look at but wind swept sopping wet seagulls and elderly men in...
16:07 Mon 18th Jun 201261 answers, last by gness 16:25 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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Gness Off On Holiday

So behave while I`m away. I`ve packed my case using those vacuum bags. Just hope the seals hold. If they blow the top off my case my undies could be in Devon before I am. Am leaving the alarm clock at...
20:39 Sun 03rd Jun 201236 answers, last by aelmpvw 06:18 Tue 08th Sep 2020
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Just a Little Aside

Because there is no-one here to say it to. I recorded and have just watched Parky interviewing Muhammad Ali. I have never seen this interview before and what a lovely man! Great sense of humour.
23:22 Sat 02nd Jun 20125 answers, last by gness 00:15 Sun 03rd Jun 2012
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Could Being Knocked Over

by a mobility scooter be payback for teasing you about my builder? Not even a maroon one at that. Off to soak leg in bath and cream the knuckles that look like I`ve been in a fight....
13:43 Fri 01st Jun 201213 answers, last by gness 15:47 Fri 01st Jun 2012
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Patio Update

Well, that`s it. The end of the builder saga. The patio if finished and looks lovely. Joking aside, it is nice to watch a good builder working when he is skilled and takes a pride in his work. I say...
16:18 Thu 31st May 201247 answers, last by gness 21:42 Thu 31st May 2012
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Gness Holmes

and the disappearing cigarettes. As mentioned before, at the risk of being shot, I have the occasional ciggie. When I came home last night,sober,I had one before going to bed which left me with five...
10:25 Wed 30th May 201223 answers, last by sunny-dave 14:52 Wed 30th May 2012
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Stopping The Competition

Stepped out of late shower (pressies and all that) to frantic hammering on front door. There stood drop dead gorgeous friend clutching wine, be- ribboned parcel and glazed expression. "Couldn`t...
09:11 Tue 29th May 201213 answers, last by chi-chi66 10:36 Tue 29th May 2012
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The Builder`s Van

won`t start!!!! Does that mean he will have to stay o ooooooooDamn! :-(
16:27 Mon 28th May 201223 answers, last by mrs_overall 19:16 Tue 29th May 2012
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Do We Report

advertising or does Ed pick it up?
23:31 Sun 27th May 20129 answers, last by wolf63 00:01 Mon 28th May 2012
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For Cake

Sibton asked me a question to which my answer was that I would mud wrestle BOO naked for a slice of cake. What extreme activity would you carry out for cake? Or for something else you love for that...
16:11 Sun 27th May 201219 answers, last by sunny-dave 12:56 Tue 29th May 2012
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Chinese Lanterns

This is me being serious. I tease so much I have to start with that! I live on the edge of the countryside;lots of thatched cottages around. There is a huge firework party nearby but what bothers me...
21:07 Sat 26th May 201219 answers, last by gness 21:28 Sat 26th May 2012

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