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Another killing in South London. LBC 1152 are reporting this to the point of incredulity. It apparently was not knife-related and was not drug-related, so therefore a clean killing I suppose, an...
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I had to open the car window - did you ? I will be posting on here non-stop until 4am - will you ? I drink too much and slag off everybody from my cups - do you ?
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To put a little balance into the larger than life world that is Answerbank, look on here, at the post by SupaStar http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Arts-and-Litera ture/Question520405.html Now THAT is...
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Are paedophiles disgusting ? Would you do nasty things to them all ? (I WOULD HINT HINT) Am I fantastic for asking non-obvious things ? Another large vodka ? H 2 H.
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I'd like to thank the person who joined in with my 9 aliases to get john77 banned. He was far below my wit and intelligence anyway. I don't like him, and to be honest, I've had a few. Now where's that...
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I haven't been on here for quite a few days, but it would appear that everything on here is now a "Pop Quiz", irrespective of content, which is always negligible, and rarely has F--- all to do with...
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Will you be drinking yourself into oblivion tonight ? Will you be posting on AB all night ? Do you give a small faecal lump that the finest climate in the world is just outside your door ? Are you an...
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Ongoing boredom. Continuous boredom, on every thread in every section. It will happen if you do nothing about it. The choice is yours. This fat dull alcoholic pr@t swamps websites. Oh and don't ever...
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Police stopped a man with a pig in the passenger seat. Why have you got a pig in the passenger seat, it's not allowed, take him to the zoo at once. Next day police stopped same man, no pig, what...
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A complete turd ? Yes or No. No wandering around the topic, no chat please, just answer the question. And NO giggling.
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Have you ever fallen head over heels in love with someone's voice ? It sounds pathetic, but I find myself glued to the radio and tv whenever one of about 20 presenters comes on. Katie Murrells has my...
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I know about Baker Street and all the rest of it, but I have just researched Gerry Rafferty and I gather he is considered one of the greatest Irish folk singers of all time, right up there with Enya...
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A sensitive subject, but I know I will get sensible replies. Last night I stayed over with a friend of mine, nothing sexual as yet. She cooked a huge meal including 5 chopped leeks. We went to bed, me...
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OK, so why ? I've got the radio on, just mended the fence, looked at an Argos catalogue, but still you all ignore me.
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How do you pin a cloud and catch it down ? Well, how ?

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