afternoon , went into the bedroom to tidy things up and decided to de- clutter the bedside cabinet. Began to think that the contents of the cabinet have changed so much overtime. Once there were...
A woman rang saying that a cat was playing with a piece of string and it was doing her head in" A idiot rang asking if they knew the tesco opening times" Someone asked if the police could...
Cry Babynok Bunting Daddy's gone a-hunting Gone to fetch a rabbit skin To wrap the Babynok's Bunting in...boo hoo, blub, cry, scream, choke, sniffle, wah wah wah.... Im off now and will catch all my...
Had a double uplift last week and was due another one pre new year,they havent emptied the paper bin,also some issue with my council tax bill,i am due to have double the amount taken out on the 1st...
I am having an arguement with the worst half. I want to make a large pot of home made vegtable soup for eating at midnight with some crusty bread and a smidge of worcecester sauce in it. But misery...
On new years day after the partying of the night before and the excesess of the drink. Who is first up from bed?I always seem to be first up and have to make brekkie. Im sure he just lies there...
went to morrisons and found a loose trolley, ie, £1 not required.
After loading the car I sold the trolley to an elderley woman for £1.
Could this be the start of a promising career....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRXs49-1Evs Fascination Fascination It's just the way we feel (come on). We love this exaltation (woh oh, o-o-o-oh) We want the new temptations (woh oh, o-o-o-oh) It's...
I have just seen an advert on tv for quick quid loans. The interest rate they charge is 2356% APR. Surely only people who are desperate use them. So should there be legislation to stop this exorbitant...