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Lore

The Elephant and the Turtle...

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. "What did you do that for?" Asked a passing...

Lore

man goes to the dentist...

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been...

hannahjo

Straighteners

Has anyone tried the Vidal Sassoon Micro Crystal Straighteners? Are they any good?!

snapdarlich

For Steg

Just read this one and thought you'd like it. A man went to a Zoo - When he got there, the only animal on show was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu.

Woodsz

So you think you've had a bad day part 1

A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples, Italy in 1983. He managed to break out a window, climb out, and swim to shore -- where a tree blew over and killed...

HAnn521

Need a laugh?

How bout some good ol' seasonal cartoons... http://tinypic.com/i73j10.jpg http://tinypic.com/i73j2p.jpg http://tinypic.com/i73j38.jpg http://tinypic.com/i73j41.jpg http://tinypic.com/i73j4g.jpg...

ilovetaz

does any body know any good music

if so can I have the URLs?

HAnn521

Since all of you love my countdown...

Christmas is now only 19 Days, 8 Hours, and 20 Minutes away! Cheers

sandrajo

puppy

I have bought my daughter a ***** shu (hope that's the right spelling), for her xmas, it will be 8 weeks old. Any advice on how to train it, and i hear they are very placid wee dogs is this true?

bobtheduck

my second toe is longer than my big toe

does this mean that my big toe isnt actually my big toe as there is one bigger? ...discuss

adamcoffey1

am i great??

no serously, am i?

peeriesooky

maggots

are maggots a health risk?

HAnn521

I need a creative saying!

I need a saying that starts out "You're sweeter than....." It's open to anything...need funny and creative...give me your suggestions!

steg

redneck golfers

Two rednecks are playing golf behind two flamingly effeminate golfers who are just flitting about after every shot, every putt, everything.The rednecks are getting so mad watching the unmacho behavior...