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no.knowledge

Lenny Henry

as he ever been funny?
22:47 Fri 17th Oct 200833 answers, last by shanx 00:07 Sat 18th Oct 2008
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ELVIS68

Never underestimate a woman

Bloke and his wife are cuddled up on the sofa when he says.. "Babe..tell me something that`ll make me happy and sad at the same time" "Ok" she says..."Your c0ck is bigger than Brians next door"
00:18 Wed 15th Oct 20082 answers, last by Harris-Tweed 21:48 Wed 15th Oct 2008
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bigmamma

Good Night

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take. Nighty night all xxx
22:48 Tue 14th Oct 200824 answers, last by bigmamma 11:07 Wed 15th Oct 2008
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sheepishly

A Cautionary Tail For Naive ABers

Hi all I am writing here as a greenie, to save any arguments, but im sure at least a few of you can work out who I am. Here is my story. A number of months ago I make friends with a few people on AB...
10:19 Tue 14th Oct 200836 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 23:16 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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legend.isgod

Answerbank racist word association post .

The views expressed in this post do not reflect the views or opinions of the poster but on the contrary the current popular views and beliefs of the majority of pos6ers on answerbank at this moment in...
16:16 Mon 13th Oct 2008284 answers, last by sir.prize 00:49 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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dot.hawkes

making pancakes

what's your fave pancake filling? i've got syrup, sugar, jam or christmas mincemeat!!!
23:07 Mon 13th Oct 200879 answers, last by DONNA1458 12:08 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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ELVIS68

Chat up line

Bloke goes up to a gorgeous blonde in a bar and says `Hi, what`s your name?` `Carmen` she replies. `Nice name` says the bloke. `Thanks, It`s cos I like cars and men, what`s yours?` `Charlie Beerfanny`...
21:57 Sun 12th Oct 20083 answers, last by redbreast 21:17 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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Iamblue

A man is teasing his ex-wifes new lover

"What's it like using a second-hand f@nny?" he says. "No problem" says the other guy. "After the first two inches, it's brand new."
15:16 Mon 13th Oct 20084 answers, last by Trojanfarce 11:34 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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legend.isgod

nytol folx

well im offski. have a nice nite see ya manana bring on the trumpets da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa toot toot parppppppppppp
00:05 Mon 13th Oct 200826 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 00:51 Mon 13th Oct 2008
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Whickerman

lost in translation

A virile, young Italian man was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment,...
15:18 Sun 12th Oct 20082 answers, last by Harris-Tweed 21:07 Sun 12th Oct 2008
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legend.isgod

i truly am

A legend watch and learn lol
00:10 Sun 12th Oct 200844 answers, last by legend.isgod 01:53 Sun 12th Oct 2008
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Drisgirl

Its fine to have friends on here.......

but its effing tedious to be cliqiuey. I am deid with some poeple being up other peoples erses before they have the chance to reply themselves. It doesnt make for a good squabble or even debate. Let...
00:34 Sun 12th Oct 200827 answers, last by legend.isgod 01:30 Sun 12th Oct 2008
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legend.isgod

The 3 fs , false , fake & faux.

Why do people have to piut on a show? Be false and try to project an image of themselves that just isnt true? Why be false and put on a front? Is that the way to go through life ?
20:54 Sat 11th Oct 2008164 answers, last by watzisname 00:50 Sun 12th Oct 2008
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al-alba

Why Banned??

My dear Ed, Do you honestly think you are the God Almighty? Ban the retarded cretins who hound the site day after day thus boring my good self and others of good virtue. You will not, I repeat not get...
17:27 Sat 11th Oct 200827 answers, last by ummmm 15:24 Sun 12th Oct 2008
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Trojanfarce

Japanese scientists have invented the most advanced camera ever....

The shutter speed is so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
14:54 Thu 09th Oct 20084 answers, last by Trojanfarce 11:19 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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WhiteBear

Should i have said something??

ok... this has been bugging me for a while........ the other week i was in this Cadburys choc factory Shop. just queuing up to pay for my Choc buttons .. (no giant ones :-( ) anyway.... this bloke...
23:51 Thu 09th Oct 200817 answers, last by tastymorsel 23:20 Fri 10th Oct 2008
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wizard66

Jeremy Paxman and Eggheads...

Dermot ?.....watchable... Vine ?....useless Paxman?....Now theres the man to host the show..... " come on C.J! You havnt got time to have another hairdo you puff. Just answer the bloody question you...
21:32 Tue 07th Oct 20084 answers, last by osprey 11:07 Wed 08th Oct 2008

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