Almost every time we turn our Hitachi television on we have no sound After switching on and off several times it usually comes back. Tonight, though it is taking longer - any ideas pleas
.......walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.
The bartender says, "What’s with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!"...
...eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The biker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands it back...
The world's greatest charade player brags that he can guess any charade. A TV producer decides to use the charade player in a TV special. He issues a challenge offering the charade player a million...
for a few weeks to see what it is like and why so many young Polish people have left Poland and now live here. Perhaps its a much of a problem for them because Poland needs its young, as do we, so if...
Have you been overcharged at Asda ? https://uk.news.yahoo.com/shopper-charged-50-cabbage-102300744.html#agqEdtC At least two people have in the last week. Loaf of bread £450 Cabbage £53.55 Never...
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for "cherrypickers" and "cheesemongers"? Contestant: Homosexuals. Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very...
The Daily Mail's reliably rabble rousing rants regularly give rise to posts. This is entertaining, but the Mail's slant on the "news" is well known. and perhaps we're being a bit naive getting our...