Oh dear....I just got a call from a lady who is a licensee for a French teaching company in Belfast, and she got my number from an email I had sent the company ages ago! She needs a tutor for kids...
Ok, quick question. I live in a small village and there are more pubs here than people. I was doing some, ahem, 'research' recently and found that some of the pubs don't even have condom machines in...
Is your eyelash, did you know that? It's true, it actually starts growing out of your backside, it goes up your spine, inside the back of your head, over your skull and grows out of your eye as an...
well soon we wont have to pick up a phone and speak to another human being at this rate! Ive just had a menu shoved through the door for Pizza Hut, you can now order your pizza online!!!! whatever...
its the latest im gonna stick it on the back of my beamer it reads " a clone is for life , not just for christmas" what bumper sticker would / do you have? " ? are you yourself or are you aclone ? "
If it was boiling hot but you didnt have a bikini, swimming costume would you sit in the park/on the beach/in your back garden in your bra and knickers? Fellas if you didnt have shorts or trunks (does...
Morning all, Its been a hectic w/e with a much needed monday off yesterday. How is everything? Did i miss anything yesterday? Word of mouf. Overlordian.
there is a woman i know who is beyond doubt in the need of mental help. every know and again she goes into a major bad mood and beats the hell out of her partner...he is big enough to look after...
Good morning everyone. Yay - I have my laptop!!! No stopping me now. Another early start for me, hope everyone's day has started well and that it stays good for you.
Seems to me that cloning is the in thing at the moment. If you are cloned does it mean you are famous or imfamous. The famous people who get cloned are legend knobby whiffey dot 3ightball. So my Q is...
Me and my friend are trying to think of a funny name for this horrible girl we really don't like!! Preferably an evil man (or woman) in history, like Hitler only wittier. Any good ideas??? x
