Walking through town today I came across a robbery. As he tried to make his escape from the bank, I tackled him to the ground and relieved him of his shotgun, much to the applause of onlookers. He was...
Have you had an eventful day special or otherwise? Just seen my granddaughter go off to her first school formal, dressed like a princess, her friends looking equally beautiful. How times have changed...
I am returning to Sussex tomorrow after school to see The Beach Boys in Brighton Therefore I shall not be on AB all day. Goodnight and Good Vibrations surfer girls.
You can do more harm than good when you start meddling with plastic surgery and botox wotnot. Here you will see that you can grow old and beautiful. If you pause it at exactly 11 seconds you will see...
1. When was the last time you built a sandcastle 2. If you go for a paddle in the sea do you tuck your skirt in your knickers or roll your trousers up. 3. Has anyone ever lost anything on the beach ie...
Its 19.35 and its still light, summers here. Tonight I have discovered my long lost brother on here. And I used to call him uncle raymondo but, hang on here he could be (if you know what I mean nudge...
EVENING ALL , some colleagues of mine were talking about childhood sweets today - and showed me a website - when i went home i emailed it to my auntie who was overcome with excitement ( no really ) so...
I have a relation that has be come house bound due to a fall at work . Should I recommend AB chatter bank to him or not . He is 55 and fat . but very witty
in a really, really, really bad mood but don't know why? I am snarling at everyone and everything today. I can't believe how bad temepered I feel for no apparent reason. If I could shout at you lot I...