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insurance company denying the laws of physics

i was the last car involved in a multiple pile up my contention is that i had allowed the correct stopping distance and had come to rest, when, the car in front of me under newtons (cradle) effect...
12:42 Thu 20th Sep 20078 answers, last by mdoo98 08:12 Tue 02nd Oct 2007
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ken, you'ver got a bus passenger!

good old red ken, tube strike for three days now at least i wont have to stand under a sweaty armpit! anyway after swamping the roads of london with so many buses thay run around even at rush hour...
10:27 Tue 04th Sep 200710 answers, last by terence7556 21:42 Wed 05th Sep 2007
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if you live by the sword......

ok a bit radical but effective, a one month amnesty for these wasters who have guns in their possession, then if found with one.... they are lined up against a wall and shot with it, qiute simple,...
12:15 Mon 27th Aug 200745 answers, last by NJOK 09:22 Wed 29th Aug 2007
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20%+ of london crime by foreigners

ok you lefty lot, you insist they a very small percentage of the population, the officiial figures are out now, consult the daily mail (yes the demonic one!) more than 20% of crime in london is...
17:00 Tue 14th Aug 20079 answers, last by sp1814 10:36 Wed 15th Aug 2007
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livingstone- is he being deliberately provocative?

livingstones latest plan to improve london... read on if youre from elsewhere this loaded pc regime is coming to you soon! in an apparent racist move against the majority he proposes making it easier...
09:26 Mon 13th Aug 200711 answers, last by tigerlily11 01:26 Wed 15th Aug 2007
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'favourite' rubbish products

heres two suggestions.... flymo....definitely doesnt do what it says on the tin, rubbish at flying rubbish at mowing! tracing paper toilet roll, what was that all about? bronco and izal... the most...
14:43 Mon 23rd Jul 20077 answers, last by mushen 05:05 Fri 27th Jul 2007
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jubblies

cor luvley jubbley! is this the wagon wheel syndrome again.... when i was a lad lots of years ago an orange jubbley was quite large, last weekend i was delighted to find a box of them at tescos and...
16:02 Tue 17th Jul 20073 answers, last by Lindylou 11:27 Wed 18th Jul 2007
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red ken on the way out

so boris johnson is going to stand for mayor, at last !!!!!! livingstone has been a disaster for all londoners except the lightweight looney left lot boris presumably will concentrate on matters...
13:21 Mon 16th Jul 200719 answers, last by Bazile 10:08 Tue 17th Jul 2007
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brown takes over

would the last english person to leave switch off the lights?
11:40 Wed 27th Jun 200714 answers, last by China Doll 12:46 Sun 01st Jul 2007
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free greetings cards

heres a tip... you are entering a store intending to spend say ?20. purchase four ?5 gift vouchers at the appropriate customer services till, you get a greetings card free of your choice for each one,...
11:42 Mon 25th Jun 20078 answers, last by Ami987 07:39 Mon 23rd Jan 2023
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vidal sassoon

anbd one for the travellers market 'go and wash'
14:03 Tue 19th Jun 2007
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false accents

what is it with these people what is the attraction for people born in the uk of immigrant stock to want to speak in the accent of their forefathers? go anywhere in sarf london and you will hear kids...
13:30 Tue 19th Jun 20078 answers, last by littleoldme 14:58 Wed 20th Jun 2007
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the top one

who said... i wouldnt say i am the best.... but i am in the top one!
09:19 Wed 13th Jun 20073 answers, last by Mrspattypaws 08:58 Fri 20th Jul 2007
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tax credits? whats all that about?

i pay a hefty amount of ni and tax per month, and for what? these tax credits for people who have kids when they only have a crummy job to support themselves, be more responsible!!! do you think...
13:15 Thu 07th Jun 2007
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my ex wife

went to the doctors the other day for a check up, he said mrs .. you are clinically obese (fat), she replies . i want a second opinion! alright then youre f***ing ugly as well!
15:58 Fri 11th May 20071 answer, last by davyjo1 19:33 Wed 16th May 2007
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hymies dead

mrs cohen goes along to the stamford hill advertiser and says she would like to place an obituary for her recently passed away husband, of course madam what words would you like to say? well how much...
15:52 Fri 11th May 20071 answer, last by hardcore_pow 21:24 Fri 11th May 2007
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roulette mean18

ive been given a card for mean18 roulette mode its a site for serious players they say has anyone any experience of the organisation?
13:38 Tue 08th May 20071 answer, last by helpmetoo 17:06 Tue 08th May 2007

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