KoolKlown Sat 18/07/09 01:06 'So does it really bother her listening to the insane ramblings of someone on a different continent to her ' http://archive.thenorthernecho.co.uk/2001/2/27 /177900.html
A fifteen year old girl is sitting on Santa's knee, ''and what would you like for xmas'' he asks. ''I'd like hair on my f@nny'' she replies. Santa sits and thinks for a moment before saying ''how...