Which modern phrases annoy you the most. I personally can't stand it when people say "simples" like that meerkat advert a few years back or "end of" when discussing something... I...
I've just had to watch John Bishop on the telly, mainly because I'm so fundamentally lazy that I haven't reached for the remote control to change channels after the England game, but that's not the...
I know Sunday is crossword answers day but I need some help. My waist measurement is 34inches, my hip measurement is 40 inches. My waist is catching up with my hips. I will be sixty in three weeks...
The Club is now Open Welcome again to all our members, mad and madder, old and older. The weather continues to be cold, wet and miserable, but a warm and jolly welcome awaits all who enter here....
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Slaughterville, Oklahoma) the villagers were once again gathered in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms as PC Andy Hughes addressed them. "I...
Yesterday little Tony accused the 'coven' of gathering I gather he means Gness, Alba, and me anyone else fancy joining... Might be an opportunity for those too young to be biddies and too new to be in...
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Chernobyl), crowds of sightseers lined the banks of the River Cess and Ms Humbersloop's pedallo business was doing a roaring trade. Word had...
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Fray Bentos, Argentina), Doctor Sqad was in his surgery idly flicking through a Janet Reger lingerie catalogue, cunningly concealed within a...
Since believers strive to always fulfill the will of their god I was wondering how many of the believers here would be willing to "put every man woman and child to the sword" if their god...
My wife has been left a beautiful fur coat by an aunt (now deceased) but will not wear it to go to a restauran or function.
What should she do with it?...
The Club is now Open Welcome one and all, old and older, mad and madder to our delightful club. We have been experiencing some difficulties here at the Club HQ with the electrical apparatus , notably...