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Radiohead

I am going to see Radiohead on 25th June. Does anyone know who the supporting artists are?
08:38 Wed 14th May 20082 answers, last by Iamblue 18:15 Sun 18th May 2008
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Suicide

A beautiful blonde is standing on the edge of a cliff, when a bloke walks past. "Excuse me," he says. "Are you thinking of jumping?" "Yes" she replies. "Life is worthless." "Before you jump" he says...
08:26 Fri 02nd May 20081 answer, last by DrFilth 18:43 Fri 02nd May 2008
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Englishman in Ireland

He says to Paddy : Excuse me, whats the quickest way to Dublin? Paddy : Are you thinking of going by car, by bus or on foot? Englishman : By car. Paddy : Yes, Sir. Thats the quickest.
08:19 Fri 02nd May 2008
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So you think you know your geography?

Try this. Very addictive. http://tinyurl.com/ytezqd
12:44 Tue 15th Apr 200812 answers, last by miss meg 20:59 Tue 15th Apr 2008
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So you think you know your geography

Try this. Very addictive. http://tinyurl.com/ytezqd
07:51 Tue 15th Apr 20088 answers, last by burston 12:03 Thu 24th Apr 2008
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Essex girl

Sharon picks up her mobile phone while driving home. "Be careful", says her boyfriend. "It says on the news that a maniac is driving the wrong way up the A13". "Not just one", says Sharon "There's...
18:44 Mon 14th Apr 20082 answers, last by Wop/tpo 11:19 Wed 16th Apr 2008
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Ringo Starr

Ringo asked Sir Paul:"Do you think you will ever go down on one knee again?" Sir Paul:"Don't think so, Ringo. But please call her Heather".
18:31 Wed 02nd Apr 20081 answer, last by brian j john 18:44 Wed 02nd Apr 2008
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Heather Mills

Apparently, Heather Mills was described as "unbalanced" during her recent divorce hearing. Sir Paul McCartney responded that a beer mat under the left leg usually did the trick.
18:29 Wed 02nd Apr 20081 answer, last by brian j john 18:45 Wed 02nd Apr 2008
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Earthquake in Poland

Poland is asking for aid following a major earthquake that killed thousands. USA is sending a cash donation, China is sending food. England is sending replacements.
15:05 Mon 03rd Mar 20083 answers, last by weeal 22:43 Fri 07th Mar 2008
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Primeval

What will I do on Saturday nights now, without my weekly fix of Jenny, Abi and Helen? Hubba hubba.
16:17 Wed 27th Feb 20081 answer, last by JimT 16:22 Wed 27th Feb 2008
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Is there really an answer?

A question was asked at work the other day, and I cannot see how there can be a difinitive answer (but I am a bit thick). Can anyone help? 4 men are buried up to their necks in sand. Man A is to the...
10:31 Tue 26th Feb 20083 answers, last by Iamblue 10:46 Tue 26th Feb 2008
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The hardest part

What's the hardest part of a sex-change operation? Getting the taste to change from cheese to fish.
16:00 Mon 25th Feb 2008
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Car radio

I just got a new voice-activated car radio. I shout "Country" and it plays Dolly Parton. I shout "Rock" and it plays Guns n Roses. I was driving through town this morning, when a couple of youngsters...
09:31 Mon 28th Jan 20084 answers, last by The Maestro 19:39 Thu 31st Jan 2008
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Paddy and the priest

Paddy is sitting next to a priest on a flight. Paddy ordered whisky and coke. The flight attendant asked the Father if he would like a drink. He replied, in disgust: "I'd rather be raped by a dozen...
09:26 Mon 28th Jan 2008
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What a bloke shouldn't say in a gay bar

Excuse me, mate. Can I push your stool in a bit?
07:37 Tue 22nd Jan 2008

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