im hetrosexual as im sure you know.but lately you do seem to have formed a rather strange and unusual attraction towards me.it seems to have started since my stay in scotland.at first general...
As I am walking the goldfish. But if you would like to leave your name, number, email address, bust size, etc etc. Then I will get back to you asap. Thank you. Please leave your message after the...
Ever had a woman or guy turn bunny boiler on you ? What was the last movie you saw when on a date ? Flavoured ribbed or ordinary condoms? Champagne and chocolates for your date or a beer and a bag of...
called Tora Bolokov... said he was from Russia ! he told me he had just been talking to two Scots lads. Ben Doon and Phil McCafferty, an odd pair by all accounts ! does anyone know Phil McCrevis ??...
I am going to take the bloody goldish for a walk now and when I get back I expect to find everybody on here to be saying peace man and happy sayings like that. And smoking the pipes of peace. And...
Today its all about words, see if you can complete the sentence. The black cat *** on the wall. The dog was ******* his bone. The lion gave a mighty ****. The bear was ****** his honey. An elephant...
The two luxury British car-makers are being sold by Ford to Indian industrial conglomerate TATA for an estimated ?1 billion. Unions last night demanded assurances that up to 20,000 British car jobs...
What the most overrated films you can think of. Going by stars given and the arty farty film critics guides etc. I would have to conclude that Dr Stranglove has to be one of them. I simply do not get...
Just wanted to say happy birthday to my mum... !!! If you come on here later mum when you is drunk... looking forward to a big knees up in Southport tomorrow Jo xxxxx
A Director of Barclaycard was force to resign from his job for making the following statement, it was deemed as offensive to Muslims. Mr Howells said: "The results were like Muslims - some were good,...
Today as i was at the beach erating my whopper meal from burger king i noticed a distinct lack of baldy tattooed guys with bottle blonde bints.I did notice an abundance of grabbies with grandkids and...
I have just read that drivel by this dizdabiz or whatever, there has always been something about the AB that irritates me and i have decided it is people. It is possibly why i hate big brother so...